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Title: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: Grifter on August 10, 2001, 03:08:19 pm
Ok, my old roomie and I used to play this game... how long can you go without mocking a dumbass (usually another of our college friends). ?And it usually involved a bet with beer as the stakes. ?I'd like to introduce it to this forum. ?

The question is: ?How long can you go without responding to a DUMBASS?

My thought here being that I may have been encouraging dumbasses here by responding and showing them attention. ?And not just me. ?So I challenge Ace, Loud, Blackhand and Wrath.... who can go the longest without responding to mock a dumbass?


And, if you were wondering, yes, I'm bored off my ass in a stupid training class today, so I'm taking advantage of the time to bypass the proxy control and do a bit of surfing....


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: jn.wrath on August 10, 2001, 05:49:33 pm
Uh.. is it OK if I reply to this? ;)

Seriously.. replying to a dumbass just gives them a chance to respond and be an idiot..

I'll bet I'll be the loser b/c I want that Senior membership w/o too much spamming of the board.. unlike a certain resident dumbass.. *cough*rom*cough* who is will willing to post to anything any amount of times to become a Senior Member.. although that should mean more then just number of posts.. but a respected member of the board..


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: Grifter on August 10, 2001, 06:18:53 pm
I'll bet Ace a beer (his favorite micro brew against mine) that I can last longer without mocking a dumbass on the board....

I'm good for it Ace, ask Wrath. ?I fedex'd him a HD. ?And I almost slipped up already... I had to walk away from the keyboard, least my fingers just type the remarks on their own.

I'd inclue Wrath and Blackhand in the bet, but I know Wrath isn't old  enough to drink (so he couldn't pay up) and I don't know how old Blackie is.  So I'll bet one 20oz. Bell's Oberon against your favorite brew Ace.

And I nearly blew it again, as I added this last using the modify key, and was going to point it out to certain users that reply to their own posts just to pad their stats....  man, it's harder then you think....




Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: jn.loudnotes on August 10, 2001, 11:07:40 pm
yeah actually I mocked rom before I even read this thread.

and although I'm not old enough to drink here, next time I'm in Europe you can FedEx me some beer via airmail  ;D


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: Grifter on August 10, 2001, 11:24:34 pm
Well Loud,

It doesn't count  until you read it.  So the clock starts ticking from the time you posted here.

And you made it real hard for me by moving that thread on French / Spanish over.... I actually started typing a reply before I came to my senses... if that isn't a petry dish for Dumbasses, I don't know what is (I'm not mocking here... close, but I'm not.... man, this is not easy with all the targets)

And yes Loud...... I did up the font size after seeing your BIGGER AND REDDER and change it to green..... gotta keep my colorful side showing.





Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: jn.loudnotes on August 10, 2001, 11:38:20 pm
You don't sound like you're having fun....

...dumbasses were made to be mocked at  ;D


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: Ace on August 11, 2001, 01:46:48 pm
two of my favorite things: beer and mocking dumbasses

seeing as how im going away to college in a week and a half, a good beer will be a thing of the past; therefore, i accept the challenge... i will ante a 20oz Gordon Biersch Marzen (if i cant find a 20, ill just throw in two reg bottles)

well since im in on this test of willpower, does anyone feel up to being the acting Resident Ass if blackhand also decides to join our bet?


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: jn.blackhand on August 12, 2001, 02:16:15 pm
hmm. sounds interesting. i'm in.


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: jn.wrath on August 12, 2001, 04:38:29 pm
Grrr...Grift, I hate you!!! A certain dumbass responds to every single thread and I can't respond to the thread w/o responding to him!! AHHHHH!!


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: Grifter on August 15, 2001, 09:11:16 pm
Ok, here's the update.....

Blackhand is out.  The two finger and broken keyboard counts as a mock.... and I for one would like to thank you for it.  Loudnotes has not been picking up the slack, so at least now Blackhand will have free reigh to run amok again.

SEALS Ace and I have pushed the envelope a few times (Ace wasn't trying to be funny, but he did write something to get a responce from somone....  I have skirted it a few times... especially when begging Loud to get on the ball.

Wrath is squirming in his chair every time he reads the forums.... just itching like a bad case of hemroids to mock somone.

Good luck all... I'll be surpirsed if the three of us are still in the running by Monday.



Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: jn.wrath on August 16, 2001, 10:48:28 am
Yee! I'm the farthest in the lead!!! :)

I just discovered something.. if I want to reply to a thread, but a certain person *cough*rom*cough* has already replied to it.. I can just delete his post and reply from there :D


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: Ace on August 16, 2001, 03:30:18 pm
ok since all three of us left are moderators (and a certain one of us is prone to abusing his powers) i propose an addition to the rules

the Wrath Clause states that if one of us (as determined by the other two) abuses our powers as moderators, he shall lose the bet... this includes deleting and modifying posts in order to bend the rules of mocking someone

in laymans terms, BAD WRATH.... BAD BOY.... NO COOKIE... GO TO YOUR ROOM, ITS TIMEOUT FOR YOU


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: Grifter on August 16, 2001, 06:05:30 pm
Yeah, I came real close to abusing my powers and modifying one of Loud's posts to make it a *touch more scathing*..... I resisted. ?But the though did cross my mind.... ok, it's been doing laps of my mind, but as long as it doesn't travel down to the keyboard, I'm still in it.


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: jn.wrath on August 16, 2001, 06:18:45 pm
I'm still in the running and I will stay in the running.


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: Ace on August 16, 2001, 06:49:23 pm
wrath, this bet infringes on all our rights... either grow some balls and deal with it or drop out... im sure you can let your libertarian ideals slide for a little while


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: jn.wrath on August 16, 2001, 10:44:54 pm
You think you're sooo special, Ace! >:(

YOU think you can just add in new clauses b/c I jested about cheating.

How long must we sing this song?


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: Ace on August 17, 2001, 12:39:14 am
grift, is the wrath clause fair?


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: Grifter on August 17, 2001, 10:34:29 am
I don't think it's needed.  We are all men of honor here (at least the ones in question), no matter that some of us may be unhealty colored white irish buggers... hehe.  No, I say we need no other clauses.  I'm sure that when we each fall (and we will, because mocking dumbasses is just too hard to resist) that they will own right up to it.  This is all in good fun.  Let's not start mocking each other, just to vent some of the humor which is collecting in our heads, least we lose the bet.


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: jn.wrath on August 17, 2001, 11:02:44 am
Grift, yes

Ace, no

Last night I had the strangest dream.. there was a R6-wide baseball game (I don't even play baseball, either) and tons of people that I know on GR were there..

Grift, you looked like some guy I met down in California.. I remember you because you were late :)

No, Ace, I didn't smoke anything.. (besides the usual)


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: Ace on August 17, 2001, 04:41:32 pm
ok ok, no Wrath clause

btw GRIFT, you dont know how tempted i was/am to change your post to read "unhealty colored white scottish buggers"


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: jn.blackhand on August 17, 2001, 09:04:42 pm
Yeah. I'm out.

My presence here has been slowly declining, mainly because editing a short film on my computer has taken up a lot of my time, and slowed my speeds considerably.

Plus Mort is on vacation and anyting R6 related isn't as much fun without him.

In other words: Expect me to fade away for a bit, but pipe back up in a few months.


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: jn.blackhand on August 17, 2001, 09:07:30 pm
Wrath, did I have large breasts in your dream?

And now Girft is out as well. Refer to the Urban Terror thread.


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: Matt on August 17, 2001, 09:30:26 pm
au contraire ;) , grift made the post about romuluses T1 line on August 10th, 2001 at 2:37pm. then, on the same day at 3:08pm, started the mocking a dumbass bet, about a half hour later. ?:)


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: jn.blackhand on August 18, 2001, 02:00:21 am
Touche.


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: jn.wrath on August 18, 2001, 09:51:51 am
black, I can neither confirm nor deny that statement.

(I don't know if they were fake or not, so I can't say..)


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: fotorotica on August 18, 2001, 02:15:33 pm
*We are all men of honor here*

Mrrff....smeeee....gifnnle...BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ace, Wrath and Grift, calling themselves men of honour. ?Next, SBR won't complain about lag for like, a week. ?A member of Six won't act all superior. ?And Wrath won't clan whore (bog boner wannabe). ?And Ace will stop grabbing my ass.

Heeheeeheeee. :D


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: Grifter on August 18, 2001, 02:47:33 pm
Matt, thanks for the observation.  Yes, after a string of mocks, it was then, that I decided on this challenge to myself, which I then extended over to a few other honorable members of this forum.

Ace, yes, I can understand the temptation, especially since I did that to you a couple times, heh.

Blackie, your presence is needed here to keep up the mocking slack that we are giving here.

And for the last.... I fear to respond to the previous post, as looking at the comments, it's obviously from a dumbass that I am not aware of.


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: Ace on August 19, 2001, 02:47:09 am
GRIFT, i have the honor of introducing you to one of my clan mates and long time buddies from gr: the one, the only, (SEALs) fotogeek... lets just say that if foto starts posting on these forums, no one will have to worry about a lack of assing

btw, i never called myself a "man of honor"... i had that title kindly bestowed upon me


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: jn.wrath on August 19, 2001, 10:13:50 am
ooo ooo ooo..

foto foto foto foto

foto foto foto foto

FOTTOOOYY FOTO!

=)

*ahem*

"It was the lag"

There.. was that a good Cow or Nixon voice?

You SEALs make me laugh and laugh, Ace and foto.. if I join SEALs, then I'm no clan whore.. but if I leave it after I specifically said I just wanted to try it out for a week, then I'm the mega-GR-clan-whore-of-the-year.. rogue was last year's champion, btw..


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: Grifter on August 19, 2001, 01:28:25 pm
Yes, twas I that bestowed the title of honorable men (even to the bugger irish Ace). ?You'll notice I didn't say "gentlemen".  I have no reason to think otherwise of either of them. ?

Ace, as for foto being a forum ass, it remains to be seen if hes an *Ass* or a *Dubmass*.... only time will tell. ?No offence intended.

And what makes anyone say that Wrath is a clan whore anyway? ?Wrath has been a very loyal member to SWAT! ?(right #Bone Wrath, er, SEALs Wrath, er POD Wrath, er SWAT Wrath of the Templer). ?Just kidding. ?I know that if SWAT disappeared, I'd have a hard time selecting a new clan. ?

I also see that there are a few new posters starting to pick up the slack here. ?Also, it seems our campaign may be working.... I see less dubmass presence of late. ?While providing vast material for ammusment, this decline can only be a good thing ?


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: Ace on August 19, 2001, 01:33:57 pm
"Ace, as for foto being a forum ass, it remains to be seen if hes an *Ass* or a *Dubmass*.... only time will tell. ?No offence intended."

GRIFT, i have known foto for a long time, and im not even sure which category he falls into

and wrath, joinin seals doesnt make you a clan whore, it makes you a "sophisticated gentleman" ... however, i doubt anyone will ever be as big of a whore as rogue


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: jn.wrath on August 19, 2001, 04:07:52 pm
Let's see.. I was in POD for over a year and three months.. don't I get a little break?

Ace, I don't want to hear about how you've been in SEALs longer then that..

Grift, it's just BONE and SWAT right now.. Ace and Cam pushed too hard to get me to leave BONE..


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: jn.blackhand on August 19, 2001, 11:34:39 pm
according to vapor, i'm a clan whore. irony.


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: Ace on August 20, 2001, 03:32:07 am
Wrath, we pushed you to leave bone because we dont allow our guys to be in more than one clan (except the occasional rs clan)

and all that stuff bout you being a clan whore is me giving you shit... you actually were in POD before i was in seals (i only remember this because i remember me and the rest of syrup laughing at POD and your "newbie" members like easy kill)


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: jn.wrath on August 20, 2001, 09:50:56 am
Ah yes.. I wasn't sure if you were or not..

Easy... the newbie? :)


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: jn.blackhand on August 20, 2001, 04:09:08 pm
clans are something of a Catch 22. It's damn near impossible to build a clan that will keep ALL of it's members happy.


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: Wrath of the ClanWhore on August 20, 2001, 07:39:41 pm
*rest of syrup laughing at POD*

Ah, the good old days. ?All the Syrups would gather 'round, and laugh at the PODs. ?We'd make jokes, and taunt poor old Wrathy...

Wait, we do that now . ?Nevermind then. :D

Just remember Wrathy, we wub u, no matter how much fun we're making of ya. ?Ya big slut. ?Ya big clan slut. ?ya bog whoring dimestore whorebaby rogue wanna-be CLAN WHORE! ?YAH! ?CLAN WHORE! ?AND I DON'T CARE IF YA THINK I'M A DUMBASS, JUST AN ASS, OR A SEXY ASS, JUST REMEMBER THAT MY PROZAC PRESCRIPTION JUST RAN OUT, AND.....

uhm...too many photochem fumes for me today methinks. ?bah, just ignore me, I've got nothin...

:-[ :-[ :-[ :-[


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: Grifter on August 20, 2001, 08:14:39 pm
I'm thinking Wrath should be allowed amnisty for a mock here.... after all, sometimes, you must defend against the dumbasses of the world.


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: jn.wrath on August 21, 2001, 11:55:22 am
Nah, Grift.. foto isn't a dumbass..(jesse and kol on the other hand...) but one thing I do know.. he thinks Syrup still exists in it's former glory and majesty ::laughs:: =)

I haven't posted much here for fear of accidently responding to a dumbass.. and besides, I'm now a senior member, nothing to worry about :D


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: 6.Dr.FaSsSt..qc on August 21, 2001, 04:52:59 pm
Bet eh?...I'm thankful nobody told me about it, since I started a *Rom Mocking * thread...hehe

I would have lost...

I think foto would make a great ass...and I should say that that bet was inhuman...how long can a man last under the pressure of wanting to post a Romulus mock...everything he types is fresh to mock quality...prime mockage material...once again I am thankful that you didn't include me in your bet...=)

Btw, who removed the Romulus posts in my thread??Please put'em back if possible...hopefully...


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: Ace on August 21, 2001, 05:11:48 pm
Quote

Nah, Grift.. foto isn't a dumbass..(jesse and kol on the other hand...) but one thing I do know.. he thinks Syrup still exists in it's former glory and majesty ::laughs:: =)

I haven't posted much here for fear of accidently responding to a dumbass.. and besides, I'm now a senior member, nothing to worry about :D






ladies and gentleman, i believe wrath has just turned this into a two man race... not only does he mock jesse and kol, two great syrups, but he also mocks the great clan ever, *Syrup*... well GRIFT, i guess its up to you and me

btw this is my first try at using the quote button instead of good ol copy-paste... its a failure, fuck it, back to copy-paste next time


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: jn.loudnotes on August 21, 2001, 05:40:47 pm
hahahah!   did you notice that romulus has posted about 20 posts that run something like "I wondur whi thee post i just mayd dint work rite!" after putting a smiley inside a quote....

....notice the mistakes


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: Wrath of the ClanWhore on August 22, 2001, 01:50:21 am
Quote

he thinks Syrup still exists in it's former glory and majesty ::laughs:: =)
I haven't posted much here for fear of accidently responding to a dumbass.. and besides, I'm now a senior member, nothing to worry about :D


Well, lesse- at least a clan I was in HAS some former glory. ?Poor Wrathy wouldn't know Glory if she was some easy fat chick layin on his mattress, drunker than a member of SBR. ?Even THEN she'd probably know better. ?Wrath wouldn't know Glory even if that was Rogue's Mom's name. ?Wrath wouldn't know Glory if it was his pet name for Ace and they screamed the name long and loud during hot, sweat...hmmm, maybe he DOES know glory.

Ah, for the days of the glorious POD, a refuge for newbies getting ready to move on to clans of the better skilled, and the more intelligent. ?How Wrathy stuck it out to the bitter end, and simply moved on to another clan, a clan much like the clan of POD we all so knew and lov....er, loathed.

LONG LIVE #BONER AND ALL IT'S HELLA-LEET PLAYERZ!

heeheehee....remeber, we wub u Wrathy.
:D


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: jn.blackhand on August 22, 2001, 01:57:28 am
right. pod sucked and had no good members yet I, a former member of POD, can kill if not make every r6 my bitch. irony.


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: blackgeek on August 22, 2001, 02:13:58 am
Quote

right. pod sucked and had no good members yet I, a former member of POD, can kill if not make every r6 my bitch. irony.


No, not irony black. ?A complete and utter lack of a sense of humour.

And I've JUST noticed there's no smiley with it's tongue sticking out. ?Someone should fix that...=P


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: jn.wrath on August 22, 2001, 11:32:32 am
Ace, that was not a mock whatsoever..

The question is: ?How long can you go without responding to a DUMBASS?

I said "foto is no dumbass", therefore, I was not responding to a dumbass.

BTW, I never questioned jesse and kol's intelligence, I just mentioned them in correlation with "isn't a dumbass".


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: jn.blackhand on August 22, 2001, 12:47:01 pm
jesse.


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: Matt on August 22, 2001, 12:52:51 pm
jesse...?


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: SWAT_Offspring on August 24, 2001, 01:52:44 am
Who's Jessie?


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: jn.blackhand on August 24, 2001, 02:37:58 am
not knowing jesse is like not knowing mauti or evill. jesse is as every bit as important as mauti and evill, if not more.


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: Matt on August 24, 2001, 01:12:14 pm
I didnt say I didnt know him, I was just wondering why you said Jesse. ;) ;)


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: Ace on August 25, 2001, 04:43:10 am
jesse is (just like any truly great player ever) a former syrup

and blackhand, ill take you any day of the week, just give me a time... if you feel like rounding up some old pod's, ill bring the syrup crew and we can hump your dead bodies all day long


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: jn.blackhand on August 25, 2001, 01:48:04 pm
Ace, I wouldn't round up them good ole' POD boys, I take you on old school, Janitors vs.

Which is the one and only true testament of a great player. :)

Matt, me so sorry. With the sudden newbie invasion of the forum (which is most likely Wrath's or Grift's fault :)), i mistook you for a newbie. it shall not happen again.


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: Grifter on August 25, 2001, 10:14:32 pm
I am hereby withdrawing from the bet. ?I am also posting a copy of the reason why here, just in case it myseriously gets deleted from the Battle League forum. ?Ace, Wrath, it's now between you two.....

OK, I've had it! ?Enough is fucking enough!!! ?Ace, you can have the beer... pride just isn't worth not having the simple enjoyment of putting a mook in his place from time to time.

First, Loudnotes, thanks for being the only one with the stones to challenge Wrath's, Ace's and my behavior. ?For those that didn't get it, it was all a fucking joke. ?We were trying to take the heat off some, and show others what it was becoming like around here. ?Too many people insulting others just for the sake of jumping on the band wagon. ?Blackhand, Loudnotes, you two aren't included in this rant, so just sit back and enjoy it (although, I will get even with you Loud, for that stinging retort.... I nearly pissed myself laughing so hard when I read it! ?And I swim, not run.). ?Mocking is an art.... and should be used to express a point. ?

With all that said, Romulus, you are a fucking asshole! ?What is wrong with you? ?

First, I can't believe the posts you have made since Mauti made you a moderator. ?You are mocking people for post flooding in their first days.... when I've never seen anyone do it as bad as you. ?You are mocking newbies for stupid, off thread posts, yet you take all threads off topic (just read the thread about clan battles, and notice your comments about routers). ?When people actually try to make peace with you, you mock them. ?You act like a fucking child. ?People like Peekay come on, talking about their new program to break into GR... In one post, you mock them, in the next, you asked for the fucking program. ?You are just as bad as Peekay. ?You never read anything, only ask everybody how to do it. ?

Now, you've gone and locked a perfectly good thread on whats with all the friendly CB's.... what the fuck for? ?I know that when Mauti has locked them down in the past, he's always posted a message on why.... what's your reason? ?And what's up with the fucking theme music on your posts.... did you ever think that people that read these forums A) have slower connections and don't want to waste the time in all the threads d/l'ing that stupid music or B) don't want to listen to it all the fucking time? ?

You are just pissing me off. ?Don't go on a fucking power trip just because Mauti made you a moderator. ?Don't think that you can post without being called to the carpet, just because Mauti stuck up for you (in that case, rightfully so). ?In this case, you are just wrong. ?You have wronged my sense of fairplay, and I'm giving into a bet with Ace (which I hate to do) just to try and establish a point in that 600 cubic centimeter space which would usually contain gray matter, that you are now, truely, being an asshole. ?Shit, if you didn't get it, you clan was one of the clans always asking for "friendly cb's"... how many times did CIA duck us? ?I know I personally challenged you a dozen times before you finally would. ?Then, only because you had Black Sheep, who you thougt was better then us (no offence here to you Black Sheep, you actually are a good player... but you vs 3 of us, you didn't have a chance). ?

My advise to you Black Sheep, get out of CIA while you can. ?You've seen what Romulus is like.... how he comes through... ?how he brings this mocking upon himself. ?It's your decision, and I'll respect you for who you are, but I know I couldn't be there.

And one last thing, don't you dare delete or alter this post Romulus. ?That's a war you don't want to start with me.


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: jn.blackhand on August 26, 2001, 12:56:25 am
First of all, I consider both ace and I the pioneers of mocking dumbass' on the forums here. So Grift, I know you weren?t talking about me with the ?jumping on the bandwagon? comment. :)

And as always, I agree with your comments. In truth, Romulus hasn?t been getting on my nerves as much, mainly because I think he avoids any threads I post in and if he does post, he?s always quick to say something nice about me (Though I will admit, it feels funny to be grateful for someone calling you an ass :)).

Regardless, Romulus still strikes me as a DUMBASS. In other words, he still posts crap, etc. etc. etc. (refer back to your post Grift, I?d only be restating what you said).

Finally, though I know Romulus is responsible for his own dumbass actions, I do think that Mauti making Rom a mod was a huge mistake.

And because my mocking does not exclude my friends and respected members of the Mac community, it should be said that Mauti made a dumbass move and consequently I think both the forums, the Battle league, and sadly DAMN itself will lose some respect.

I love most of the DAMN guys, but I when I see someone like Vapor who isn?t what the DAMN clan is all about or someone like Romulus, who is an idiot, being associated closely with Mauti, Bander, and DAMN in general, I do lose some respect for DAMN.

Short and less cluttered translation: Guys like Romulus and Vapor are both parts of DAMN, yet neither upholds the clan codex.

In really simple terms: Rom and Vap are dumbass? and don?t deserve to be associated with DAMN.

-------------

On a side note, and taking a cue from Grift, I?d like to say some stuff about the people who currently piss me off in as civilized a tone as I can manage.

Not to take a cheap shot at you Grift seeing as how I am discussing some clan-mates of yours, but these new forum members are idiots. Yep. I said it. They are new, they aren?t familiar with me, my posts, my humor, my sarcasm, or it seems sarcasm in general. They feel all high and mighty and lecture ME on my forum etiquette and in one case compare me to Hitler.

Essentially, what they?re doing would be like me walking into a courtroom and based on ONE testimony, without hearing all the previous testimonies and facts presented, making a decision that sentences someone.

In other words, they?re idiots and instead of observing and figuring out who the existing members of the forum are and how they post, they go ahead and post bullshit, something, as everyone should know, pisses me off.


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: Ace on August 26, 2001, 01:05:38 am
refer to the thread GRIFT made regarding the "Great Moderator War" for more details, but the bet is over unless wrath says otherwise

GRIFT and blackhand basically took everything i have to say, so rather than being redundant ill just read in awe those two posts

finally, i would love nothing more than a syrup vs janitors cb... i know what you're going to say blackhand, so here is a pre-emptive stfu: we get jesse, end of story


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: Grifter on August 26, 2001, 01:11:41 am
Blackie, good to hear from you, as always.  Jeez, if you had done a little more posting, I may have not lost my temper, and not owe Ace a tall frosty now.  (notice the use of Jeez.... heh)

As for my clanmates.... new to the forums they are.  I have one piece of advice for them, read the past postings to get a feel for the place and the players before posting too much.  Other then that, by the tone of their posts, they are trying to scrape off the shit they steped in, but hey, everyone steps in it, and everyone gets mocked over it.  They're good guys and will fit in just fine.  Hell, my first few posts here were flaming that Ass Ace ;D, but that was all over long ago, after we realized where the true evil lies (in the dumbass's).  As for offending me, it won't.  They are big boys and can take care of themselves, unlike other dumbasses that need someone to come to their rescue.... HA.


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: Ace on August 26, 2001, 01:25:40 am
ahh i remember those good ol days (btw, i still remember that you asked me how i could say i was playing against the top two high school players in the nation; i was right on that one, ask anyone who knows the national scene today, AND DONT EVER QUESTION ME AGAIN) if you people didnt just notice, I NEVER FORGET, so beware

also, here is a little newbie primer:

blackhand and ace: we are to assing as Willie Mays was to the basket catch; we pioneered the art and are still the masters

GRIFTER: he is really smart, especially about computers, so you better know your shit if you want to argue with him (read any of peekay's old posts for some good examples); generally he is a little more gentle than some of the rest (i guess its the old age) but he will still call you on the carpet

wrath: short posts

loudnotes: funny, really funny... also pretty damn smart seeing as how he was the only one to catch onto what really happened in the past few weeks

mauti: super cool awesome web designer who puts a shitload of work into this site... thank him any time you see him

i have just gone over basically the short list of smart people who post a lot... this does not mean everyone else here is a moron (ie i left out bander, fassst, and mort among others because they dont post as often) but these are the guys you should probably give the benefit of the doubt to before you go and get all pissed


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: jn.wrath on August 26, 2001, 10:20:54 am
I don't make short posts, ass.


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: Grifter on August 26, 2001, 08:14:28 pm
Ace, they still don't rank water polo players, just swimers.  Your logic passed, but you didn't explain it that way the first time.... I remember too... heh

Now, I think that we are all entitled to an explaination from the Dumbass Romulus as to his recent actions...  He's read the post, and is not addressing the issues....

How 'bout it Rom.  You man enough to answer to your peers here in the forums?  Or do you think that Mauti is going to step in over a case of random Romulus Bashing again?  Well, I jump on nobody without reason, and I've stated those reasons.  Care to crawl out from under the rock and answer?


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: SiGmA_X on August 27, 2001, 03:49:53 am
great...just fucking great...

now, waht do you wish to talk to me about? and you are no 'peer' of mine. you are fucking 28! that is almost twice my age! its sad, really, that some one of your age plays on a online GAME more then some one of my age does! oh well, we all have our...diffrences?...its all good, i guess...

like i said, bash me all you want, it doesnt hurt my feelings. but when the men in trenchcoats show up, dont complane  ;) heh, just playin'

later all, and grif, state your requests in a simple, polite sentiance.  and dont mention my fucking spelling...it sucks...and thats a understatment...lol...i am too tired, gotta be up in a fucking 8 hours! goddamn...

Grif, ill play you at 1300 PST on 082601

-Romulus


Title: Romulus: Analysis of an Asshole
Post by: Grifter on August 27, 2001, 05:51:02 am
Rommie..... little Rommie....

First, you are a member of the GR community, and more importantly, a member of the DAMN forums community. ?That makes you the peer of everyone that reads this forum (as sad as it is for many of us to adlmit anything in common with a dumbass, it is true). ?I call you out to answer to all the members here, notice the "s" on the end of peers in the previous post.

Second, I've stated the issues in very simple questions. ?Sorry, I don't think I can come down to the level of "See Spot. ?See Spot run. ?Run Spot, run.". ?But I'll try. ?Maybe you should try to read that big post.... you can get your nanny to help you with the bigger words, like asshole.

A) being a general asshole to people, even when they were trying to appologize. ?Just because Mauti came to your aid while being bashed, it doesn't give you carte blance to become a flamming asshole. ?And worse, ripping on newbies that post flood, when I've never seen anyone as guilty of it as you. ?Who else here responds to their own responses? ?So, what makes you do it (be such an Asshole)?

B) Abusing your new powers as moderator..... Locking an active thread (why don't you go count how many Mauti has locked... then maybe look why). ?Not only did you lock it, you asked a question as the last post. ?You also didn't leave a message as to why it was locked. ?Then, you post some very short answers in OTHER PEOPLES MESSAGES. ?What the fuck is with that? ?Don't modify other poeples posts, unless it's to enforce the forums standards (not your own, and not to answer a question... it just makes it much harder to follow). ?Shit, you want to be a moderator way too much to be allowed to have that responsibility (big word there.... better ask for help with what it means). ?So, why don't you try to explain it..... explain why you were doing it, and, maybe, appologize for it. ?I've seen some red text with no name in sombody else's posts.... but why don't you try it on your own.

Last.... was that an attempt at a mock? ?"..sad that a guy my age plays an online GAME so much.."? ?Well, little boy, let me tell you, what would be sad is me not doing what I want to do at my age. ?Peer pressure didn't mean a thing to me at 15, and it sure isn't going to mean something now. ?I do what I want, when I want. ?I also manage to do it while maintaining a life.... work (avg about 58 hrs a week), school (2 grad classes this term), open track days on the motorcycle (hmm... today if the rain holds off), and even a wife (go think, sex with someone else is possible Rom, and no, you dog doesn't count). ?Oh, and are those the same guys in trench coats that are guarding you, keeping you safe in your room while you are, er, grounded? ?Hmmmm.... Maybe the extra time Grifter finds to be playing RS is the time that Romulus spends looking up porn and wacking off all night... hmmm... (look up the posts.... Rom said it was the reason his time online was so valuable)

Rom, instead of proving what a miracle of science you are (after all, an asshole like you is proof that two "people" can concieve from anal sex. ?You had to be born from an asshole, to grow up that way.) why not try something new. ?Why not try this. ?Admit what an ass you were being, appologize about it, and then stop doing it? ?You'd be surprised how far that will go. ?




Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: jn.blackhand on August 27, 2001, 02:30:45 pm
Yeah nobody should respond to their own responses.

Rom you're a dumbass.


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: jn.blackhand on August 27, 2001, 02:31:28 pm
I agree with you whole-heartedly blackhand, Romulus is a dumbass.


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: jn.blackhand on August 27, 2001, 02:34:14 pm
lol. i just finished reading all of grifts post. lol.

See Spot run. See Spot run harder. See Romulus chasing after Spot with pants around ankles.


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: Grifter on August 27, 2001, 04:29:44 pm
Blackie, welcome back! ?I luv you man!

Rom, I notice you've posted to other threads, but still have chosen not to respond....  shit, why would I expect anything different.





Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: jn.loudnotes on August 27, 2001, 06:03:57 pm
he can't read....your post was too long for his nanny

maybe you should break it down

into several smaller

easier to understand

posts

by the way I will have you know that this is the first time I've overposted in this manner


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: Grifter on August 27, 2001, 10:00:15 pm
Loudnotes,
You and Blackhand just piss me off!!
If the two of you had been online, with these high quality mocks, I would not now owe Ace a frosty cold one! ?What did he pay you guys? ?For cyring out loud (tribute to my father and Bill Cosby there) this is what the forums were missing for the past month, that high quality "assness". ?But NO, you had to wait until I broke down to come back with all this material. ?You two couldn't strike out on your own and do this just a little earlier for me. ?
It's ok, I see where I stand now.... sniff.... I'm just the old guy that wants to play kids games.... sniff.... with no feelings..... sniff.... that you just want to make fun of..... sniff.... SNNNGGGGGGHHHHHHFFFFF.... sorry, runny nose..... it's ok..... I'll get over it.....



BTW, Louds posts were a bit more funny before Wrath combined them.  Now, this doesn't make quite as much sense.


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: jn.wrath on August 27, 2001, 10:04:54 pm
Well, I accidently deleted a few extra posts.. stupid forum software didn't tell me that it was gonna delete  more then the ones I selected.. Grift reposted his response to Loud's overposting.. Here is Loud's response to Grift:

wow I'm sorry grifter....
this is the first time I've had time to waste overposting in a while....I believe I warned you all about the folly of this bet at the beginning though...

Sorry about that, kiddies :)

Then there were some more hilarious adventures of Grifter and Wrath as we kept accidently modifying and deleting each other's posts.. to be continued next week..


Title: Re: How long can you go without responding....?
Post by: jn.blackhand on August 28, 2001, 03:14:31 pm
grift, don't blame me! I was being compared to hitler and trying to explain sarcasm to some of the newbies while you guys were being all high and mighty with your non-mocking posts.