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Title: Answer me this Riddle
Post by: SWAT_Offspring on August 23, 2001, 11:05:38 pm
Fate is the holder of our destinies.  We all arrive at a predetermined place and/or time which is called our destiny.  Now, if we were to take control of our fates, and determin for ourselves where it will all end, could we truely handle such a freedom??


Title: Re: Answer me this Riddle
Post by: Precious_Roy on August 23, 2001, 11:32:48 pm
That reminds of a similar riddle.  "If a tree falls on SWAT_Offspring, and no one is around to hear him scream, does anyone care?"


Title: Re: Answer me this Riddle
Post by: SiGmA_X on August 23, 2001, 11:55:46 pm
Quote
"If a tree falls on SWAT_Offspring, and no one is around to hear him scream, does anyone care?"

Yeah, cuz then we cannot bitch at eachother! heh... LoL!

--Romulus


Title: Re: Answer me this Riddle
Post by: SWAT_Offspring on August 24, 2001, 01:19:33 am
hahahahahahaha, Romulus  ;D


Title: Re: Answer me this Riddle
Post by: jn.blackhand on August 24, 2001, 02:47:16 am
riddle me this: he has the stupidty of romulus. he has the comedic stylings of loudnotes (or the lack there of). he has the maturity of a very drunk jesse. Who is he?

no, not ace. it's swat offspring of course!


Title: Re: Answer me this Riddle
Post by: SWAT_Offspring on August 24, 2001, 03:04:08 am
I'm to tired and not in the mood to insult you publicaly twice, so check out what i said in "Who Is, Ranger Bob?" if youd like to know what i said...


Title: Re: Answer me this Riddle
Post by: Matt on August 24, 2001, 01:14:34 pm
hahahah Mort, i sure as hell wouldnt care ;) jk btw.


Title: Re: Answer me this Riddle
Post by: Precious_Roy on August 24, 2001, 02:15:28 pm
Offspring doesn't like me.  *tear*



black:  FUCK YOU!!!!  LOUDNOTES HAS MORE COMEDIC STYLE THAN YOUR PITFUL MIND CAN EVEN COMPREHEND!!! LOUDNOTES IS MY FUCKING IDLE! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME WITH YOUR INSULTS?!?! WHY!!!!


Title: Re: Answer me this Riddle
Post by: jn.blackhand on August 24, 2001, 09:52:01 pm
mort buddy, just for you.

I retract all statements about loud's comedic stylings.


Title: Re: Answer me this Riddle
Post by: kos.viper on August 24, 2001, 10:48:02 pm
lol is it just me or does like every single thread in this forum have at least 2 people fighting and bitching at each other?!?! Don't u guys have anything better to do then bitch at people in forums?! like playing Rainbow Six, or Rogue Spear, thats something better to do  ;)


Title: Re: Answer me this Riddle
Post by: Precious_Roy on August 25, 2001, 01:12:10 am
Sorry Vip, truth is, I DON'T have anything better to do.  I don't have GR on my computer.  I have to go to Douf's for a supply of anything of the sort, since my 56k, 32megs of RAM and 233MHz processer cant handle anything with these "graphics" everyone keeps raving about.  Furthermore, If you saw my hotornot picture, I am (unbeknownst to me) a hunchback, so i do not get invited ever to Douf's.  Instead I just raid his house at inconvinient times.  

As for "outside activities"  I am a giant loser who can't get within 5 feet of a female, is not involved in school at all, does not have a job, does not play Lacrosse, and did not just get to 2nd base with someone elses girlfriend this evening.

(Note: We can't forget that I am black and jewish, and those two just don't mix)

As you see, I have no other option but to post excessivly.


Title: Re: Answer me this Riddle
Post by: jn.blackhand on August 25, 2001, 02:07:51 pm
Viper. Sigh. Most of the bitching occurs because apparently some can't recognize a joke. which is why i've been compared to hitler.

which is why i feel, as a latina catholic lesbian nazi youth member, i must kill off mort and his "kind."

oh. wait. was that sarcasm on mort's behalf?

dude, you felt up kate as part of some weird dare/mistake/joke?


Title: Re: Answer me this Riddle
Post by: SWAT_Offspring on August 25, 2001, 05:32:08 pm
Blackhand, i am sorry for "trying" to insult u throughout the threads, and hope u will forgive me  :(.  Perhaps we can be frinds in the future...


Title: Re: Answer me this Riddle
Post by: jn.loudnotes on August 25, 2001, 07:34:06 pm
I'm only funny when I want to be.

although mort is a very secretive admirer, if he truly is one, as he still hasn't given me his new AIM sn so I can laugh at his profiles  :(

and contrary to their own beliefs or hopes to the contrary, it appears that mort and blackhand are the only other two people on this forum who have a life!

even if it be a bizarre and twisted life, as the case may be......


for those who are about to make stupid comments, I am the other one!


ok, I guess Mauti and bander both have a life too


but that's it....the rest of you - you're doomed to a life of doom and hopelessness


Now I have to go watch Oklahoma beat UNC  :(

ci


Title: Re: Answer me this Riddle
Post by: kos.viper on August 25, 2001, 08:31:54 pm
lol, once again black, no1 can take a joke =\ it's like every1 on this forum takes everything seriously

Mort: im sure u have a life, when ur off the computer ur "really" living, go out to some movies too  8) i hope u can drive


Title: Re: Answer me this Riddle
Post by: Precious_Roy on August 26, 2001, 12:23:54 am
LIARS!  LIARS ALL OF YOU!  I have no life.  if you think otherwie, you are most certainly wrong.

And Vip, I can still not drive (With permit: 20 monthes and counting)

Movies are a different story however, this year, Mort's taking independent research in "cinematic studies."

Brouhaha!  I'm a senior and you most probably are not!


Title: Re: Answer me this Riddle
Post by: jn.blackhand on August 26, 2001, 01:08:09 am
Mort, your backhanded school insults are no match for my chronic posting syndrome.

And cinematic studies my ass. I could so own you in movies.

Bring all your "education" and your books by supposedly famous authors (who the hell has ever heard of Christie, Vonnegut, and Nabokov anyway?) and I'll bring my infinate movie knowledge and Kubrick DVD box set and we'll see who's left standing at the end of the day.

The entertainment industry always wins. Just look at Titanic...


Title: Re: Answer me this Riddle
Post by: jn.blackhand on August 26, 2001, 01:10:06 am
And offspring, to answer your riddle, yes. They call it living.


Title: Re: Answer me this Riddle
Post by: Ace on August 26, 2001, 01:13:08 am
since when did the sharks starting goalie start writing novels?


Title: Re: Answer me this Riddle
Post by: Grifter on August 26, 2001, 01:18:55 am
Since when did the Sharks have a goalie???  Oh, you mean the guy standing back there that can't skate..... which one?   Hey, what did you expect from a guy that lives in Hockeytown?


Title: Re: Answer me this Riddle
Post by: Ace on August 26, 2001, 01:30:30 am
i expect a little respect for THE FUCKING CALDER TROPHY... just you wait, next year we will rip you a new one

come to think of it, does 94 ring a bell?


Title: Re: Answer me this Riddle
Post by: Grifter on August 26, 2001, 01:37:27 am
'94, half the guys reading this weren't alive in '94. ?Ancient history... might as well be 1894. ?As for trophy's.... I remeber a goalie wining the CS with the Wings, then going to the west coast.... never to be heard from again..... ?Hell, anyone that doesn't theink that Konstintinov didn't get robbed of the Norris Trophy doesn't know what DEFENCE is.... I lost all respect for any trophy other then the tall one bearing the name of Lord Stanley long ago. ?Hell, a Wing won the Norris this past year, and he's only HALF the DEFENSEMAN that Vladdie was (not that Lindstrom is bad, but Vladdie was the MAN). ?As for this season... I can't wait, eh.


Title: Re: Answer me this Riddle
Post by: kos.viper on August 26, 2001, 08:30:34 am
Well since we're still in the Hockey subject, lets talk Red Wings, lets c, there gonna win, and make it all the way!!! Thank god for Brett Hull, and Domink Hasek, hell yes!! but poor Chris Osgood, he's all jelious now 8)


Title: Re: Answer me this Riddle
Post by: Ace on August 26, 2001, 02:41:58 pm
im not surprised GRIFT is a big red wings fan; they are both old and past their prime


Title: Re: Answer me this Riddle
Post by: kos.viper on August 26, 2001, 05:43:53 pm
old and past they're time?! hells no, the wings r just starting up again, "I want stanley"

28 isnt old btw......


Title: Re: Answer me this Riddle
Post by: Grifter on August 26, 2001, 06:16:16 pm
God, for my sake, I sure hope 28 isn't old.  


Title: Re: Answer me this Riddle
Post by: kos.viper on August 27, 2001, 03:47:46 pm
Grift, 30 is old, so 2 more yrs left of youth, dont use it up too fast  8)


Title: Re: Answer me this Riddle
Post by: Grifter on August 27, 2001, 04:37:03 pm
Viper.... you saying Stevie Y is old now??  That can get you strung up 'round these here parts.


Title: Re: Answer me this Riddle
Post by: Ace on August 28, 2001, 10:45:32 am
stevie y is oooooollllddd... the wings have one, maybe two more years where they can go a few rounds in the playoffs before they gotta rebuild,,, the sharks on the other hand are setting themselves up for a 5-10 year run of dominance.... we got a core 5 defenseman (rathje, ragnarsson, stuart, jillison, and hannan) who are gonna be around for a long time, not to mention two awesome young goalies (nabokov and kipper)


Title: Re: Answer me this Riddle
Post by: kos.viper on August 28, 2001, 04:11:51 pm
Well he's not that old i guess, any1 over 20 yrs older then me is a old old person tho  8)

O and the Wings have Domink Hasek Ace, so we dont care about ur little Shark Goalies  ;D


Title: Re: Answer me this Riddle
Post by: Precious_Roy on August 28, 2001, 11:40:00 pm
Good lord Ace.. you have now thoroughly confused me. ?Mabye it's just me, but when I think "Nabokov" I think pedophilia, not hockey. ?And i played for 3 years! (I played hockey for three years, I wasn't a pedophile.  Well, actually, mabye there was some of that too...)