*DAMN R6 Forum

i hearby nominate myself for moderator of all the forums here!

I would make a good moderator because I have no personal opinions of anyone here. To me you are all equally worthless.

And if necessary I will, like so many mods before me, post incoherent bullshit with plenty of spelling mistakes.

(C'mon, it worked for romulus)

With Ace going off to college and forgetting about us, we're gonna be short a mod.. black would fill in quite nicely.

I second it.

***Ace smacks blackhand

sit down boy... i definitely havent forgotten bout the forums; my conn has been a bitch and i have been busy this week, but i still come on pretty regularly (gr for the past couple weeks has been a little diff) amazing as it seems to you, i actually have a real life (cue endless jokes) this week is rush week so i will be pretty busy but it should calm down a little after that

NOOOOO!  Ace, don't do it.  For the love of God, drop that pledge pin and back away slowly....

Please tell me that you are just partaking of the free booze and loose women available during pledge week.  Please tell me that you are not going to become a Frat Boy.....  I'll have to reevaluate the respect that you've earned from me here.....

im still not sure if i will actually pledge... trust me, the frat im rushing at is the only respectable one i have found; these guys actually have some good sense about em unlike most of the idiots in the other ones

for now, ill just take the free beer and enjoy

frat house vs. co-ed dorm.

Blackie, fine point!

Don't forget the "buy friends vs Independant Thought" or "Pompus Snob Dumbass" vs "Frat Boy Mocking Smart Ass"

Why join a frat.... just go to a couple parties, go out back with your buddies, and carry off one of the reserve full kegs back to your dorm room (the one with the cute girls living across the hall).  When you finish it, turn it into a lamp (no shit, that's what we did)!

Just don't do it Ace.... look at it this way..... Rom would.

Haha, poor Grift, who has to talk about college in the past tense. ?Poor Grift, who fights with socially inept, laptop-toting, and genuinely foolish teenagers in his spare time. ?Poor Mort, who is bound to share a similar fate in ten years.

Mort, I'm still laughing.  But a small correction... I'm still in college.  Mind you, it's for my second masters, I don't drink much anymore, and I don't go to frats to party, but I still learn and enjoy the eye candy! (just don't tell my wife.... er... except... that's how I met her..... sure hope she thinks I quit looking... heh).

I'm not sure how one can respond to your last post, grift, but here goes...


HOLY MOTHER OF GOD grift, you know, most people usually stop at the first. ?Is the second really THAT necessary? ?Instead you could always just PhD it up, though I know I'd not be the only one who'd find it disconcerting calling you Dr. Grift.

More importantly, Black and I saw Apocolypse Now Redux this evening; it's more impressive than Grift's wall-o-diplomas.

10110110
01101000
11100101
10001001
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10011001

Thats all i have to say

heh, actually, I've been playing around with the idea of getting my PhD... but it would only be so they called me "Dr. Baker".   I don't plan on teaching college, so there's no real reason for me to get a PhD.  Why so many.... so much left to learn.  

Is the Redux that different???

I heard it has like an hour of extra footage. Sounds good.



I doubt you'll get in to any literacy courses!

what did you expect sheep? i mean, look who is posting it  ;)

GRIFT, you can un-twist your panties now, it looks like im not gonna be joining a frat, just doesnt seem like the best option

you know, when rom says he has three years till he goes to college, doesnt that make anyone else think that he is most likely a senior in high school?

that just means hes in grade 10

pffh, stupid sophomores, Class of 2003 Rules!!!

And all of a sudden, the words to the BNL song "Grade 9" come roaring into my consousness.....  

Black Sheep... I don't think you quite got that last one.

Ace.... I don't wear panties ;-P

Rom.... hope you can run a 4.3 40.... 'cause most guys that write like you in college can..... heh.  

hahahahha GRIFT

also, if you dont wear panties, does this mean you go commando all the time?

Ace.... you're a swimmer right?  Swimmers (good ones) like Navy SEALs (probably where the term "commando" came from in this reference), never wear underwear.  Just slows you down.

Free-ballin' rules...frats suck and Romulus is going to have a tough time getting into college with his atrocious spelling... ;D ;)

who wants a heineken?
I bought a "two-4" earlier and still have plenty...hey guys you were talking about microbreweries before, well here's a couple of good micros from Montreal, Bor?ale is brewed outside of Montreal...

http://www.mcauslan.com

http://www.boreale.com

If you can get your hands on one of those(unlikely unless you're in Montreal) then you're in for a great taste experience...hehe

oh...I almost forgot to thank my perpetual sponsor  ;D

www.heineken.com

;D ;D ;D

how do u convert mods ???

Jackal.... I will start to delete these if you continue to spam every thread with this question. - Grifter

Jackal! ?what are you doing? ?Mod section, I say to you. ?Only good clans, colleges, and Grift's midlife crisis are being discussed here. ?GO BACK TO WHERE YOU BELONG.
With that said...

Does anyone relize that aside from grift and Ace, I appear to be the oldest one here? ?This leads me to conclude one thing... I'm a big loser!

And as for undergarmets, it feels good to be free. ?(I hope that wasn't to much info for anyone)

'02!


[Mort's other two posts were put out of their misery. Plans for putting Mort out of his misery are coming soon. Ace]

actually you just made a triple post.(record?) and what the hell are you talking about?  youre only 17, about a year older than me and almost certianly not the third oldest. (i hope! for your sake)

I beat all of you pansies in age....I'm a big 29!!! So b4 thinking you're the oldest...think of me...

I'M THE OLD FART 'ROUND HERE, GOT IT?
AND DON"T FORGET IT!!!

hehehe ;D

...dunno if i should be proud of that but hey, I still am the oldest...or damn close to the oldest...

Someone remove those posts by that KIT fool...he obviously can't read so I say remove and trash his useless posts...they're sidetracking our stupid posts!!

;D ;D

depending on which ID you look at, im either 18 or 23

Well, I'll be 29 in a month, and I know there are older then me out there on GR (especially playing RISK2), even some older then me and Fassst playing RS.

Fassst, I'll try those micro's next time I'm in the great white north.  I was supposed to be up there for the film fest this week, but work kinda crimped that for me.  Ah well, at least Steph will be brining in those bagels every Monday morning from Montreal (I have no idea why they taste different then here, but they do... and no Ace, it's not the special sause).  One of the guys that works for me flys in from Montreal every week, and brings bagels since he's always late for the Monday meeting.

Grifter:

I tried to go to the film fest myself, but I can't seem to get around to it...
You should ask your friend to bring you back some of those beers..they are succulent...hehe...

Ace: Ahhh....I remember the sweet days of law dodging...the sweet days of yesteryear when I had to make my fake I.D. to get into bars and buy booze at the store... ;D

Fassst,

I had him bring me in the program for the film fest... looks cool, bilingual and all.  But usually if I'm having him bring something in from Canada, it's usually something with a Cuban flare.....

Grif, the thing w/ all the number s (heh) 4.3 40? is that GPA (4.3) or like track times? i am NOT a jock, just to tell yall... i play Tennis and thats aboot it...

Sheep, ya, shutdap about my wundurful speleing! heh...

I had to do TONZZ of extra cridet to get a A in English last year cuz of spelling on diffrent shit... and my grammer usage... heh, no comment!

And im in Class of '04! not '05! dont say im younger then i am already...im only 15...heh, which, i think, is close the the average GameRanger gamer age, but i might be wrong...

when rom was in an old rsd clan with me i thought he was from another country because of how much his english (and spelling) sucked

:) :) :) :)

when i see rom's post, i think of an old saying "it's better to be quiet and be though of as an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"... the 40, as any good american man will know, is one of the combine tests for football players - 4.3 is fast, then again, why should i expect rom to know anything about being a good american man

matt, hahahahahahahhahahahahahha

Heh, what ever... Football isnt very intresting to me...

Matt, what clan were we in???

theres only one thing rom is interested in: _________

Insert comedic line above.

Yeah.

Was that supposta be funnie? Maybe I have lost my sence of humor after a TRIPLE post! heh.

Okayokayokayokay, I'll take this one.

-dramatic pause-

AHEM

"is that your age, Ace, or your IQ?"

-bows to the crowd as they applaud wildly-

As for age, I'm catchin up on you old grannies....I;m a death-defying 27 years.  Tho you'd never know it from the way I act.... :D

::still scratching head in wonder if fotogeek's sarcasim just didn't shine through the typed text..... or if a 27 year old could be so poor at mocking someone.....::

you gotta give him some credit for the presentation of it.

GRIFT, scientific studies have shown that the light of the real world drowns out the shine of the sarcasm that burns so bright in foto-land

So, about that triple post, its because my computer's stupid.  no other reason.  It did not appear that I had posted, so i pressed the "post" button again, causing a second, identical post.  The third was just a plea to send that second post from whence it came.

As for age, I meant in this partiular thread, but whatever, I no longer care.

Maybe he's an inane long-distance runner like myself. ?But I doubt it. ?Rom - can you do a 15 minute 5k?

my best is 24:18 ?:o

of course I've only been running for 2 months in my life.

hmm....what else can I ramble about - oh yeah!

blackhand - you are now officially a dumbass....you would make a great moderator, but by all means why didn't you ask Mauti before he joined the army??

I guess your only hope is to private message him and hope he responds.



Also- go CLASS OF 2005! heh...I'm a newbie to life

yah, well, I had it dumb it waaaay down so some of the members of this forum could understand the nature of the discussion. You see, I had some serious doubts as to certain members' ability to grasp basic concepts, so I brough it down to a certain level that could be more "universally" understood.
Mind you, while the sarcasm may not be blindingly shiny, it WAS still sarcastic. I do think I managed to keep it above some of the mindless drivelling tripe that seems to be normally posted in these forums.

By members, say, like Ace. ?And Grift. ?Not that I'd want to point fingers or anything.... :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Yeah, Ace and Grift are pretty stupid. Haha! :D

loud, dumbass, i did.

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

When is anyone going to leave an informative or educational or entertaining post?

Ok kiddies, listen up. We're going to have an informative, entertaining, and educational post for our buddy Fassst.

Once upon a time there was a guy named Barry. Barry was really good at what he did (except in October), but he wasn't very nice so nobody liked him. Even though he was one of the all-time greats, he couldn't get any respect. Then one year, he started bitchslapping his opponents like it was nobody's business. People started liking him more, but he was still kinda mean. He had a lot of people hounding him because he was close to breaking a really cool record. These people hounding him mad him more mean. One day, his daughter cracked a joke, and he laughed. Nobody had ever seen mean old Barry laugh before; we were all surprised. To see if Barry breaks the record, watch the exciting conclusion of Fox Sports Bay Area, same Barry time, same Barry Channel.

fucking a!

I am pissed that I missed reading up in the General Gossip the last few days...there would have been some nice dissing going on about Rom's piss poor spelling. And rom, "the 40" is the 40 yard dash, and tennis is for faggots. ?8)

and rom...when are you ever going to make a half-decent mod review or correct the piece of shit that was released? It is making all the mod reviews look like a joke.

That's why I deleted it  ;D

Ace - no comment

booooooo hissssssss fuck the Giants and fuck Barry Bonds! go Dodgers!  8)

actually i take that back, go Barry and die Giants...I have a valuable Bonds RC  ;D

ah assassin is a true dodger fan - willing to sacrifice his allegiances for a buck... then again, the dodgers have shown in the past few years that idiots with money are still idiots (hmm, who else here does this apply to...??).... just checked on espn.com, and the dodgers are currently a game and a half back but about 40 million ahead in payroll