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Title: This would suck...
Post by: PsYcO sNiPeR on August 29, 2003, 01:51:07 am
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/030828/80/e73dg.html

After reading this, all I have to say is: that sucks for that guy

He deserves to get a lot of money in my opinion, though I find it hard for money to fill in whats missing.  :o


Title: Re:This would suck...
Post by: Cutter on August 29, 2003, 02:42:22 am
OMFG! :o
this guy deserves so many millions!....so so many.


Title: Re:This would suck...
Post by: |MP|Cringe on August 29, 2003, 03:19:27 am
Omfg that sucks bawls.


Title: Re:This would suck...
Post by: BTs_Lee.Harvey on August 29, 2003, 03:28:19 am
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re:This would suck...
Post by: crypt on August 29, 2003, 03:33:43 am
DUDE!!!!!! that is the  worst thing you could wake up without every day.  ;D


Title: Re:This would suck...
Post by: S.p.i.d.e.r. on August 29, 2003, 03:34:29 am
Was there any detail about what the man allowed when he signed the forms allowing any intrusive operation? GDI, malpractice insurance is too much already...


Title: Re:This would suck...
Post by: Maniac on August 29, 2003, 03:51:05 am
Holy shit that would fucking suck!


Title: Re:This would suck...
Post by: |MP|Buccaneer on August 29, 2003, 04:27:51 am
Not to slight it, but it could be worse.  At 67 and without his prostrate, it's not like it would be getting much use other then to run a little water through.  That's probably why he wasn't seeking more $$$.  Now, if it were a 17 year old, you couldn't pay enough to make up for that kind of crap.


Title: Re:This would suck...
Post by: Ace on August 29, 2003, 05:11:45 am
I would rather have cancer spread and slowly kill me than lose my dick. I don't think anyone here would disagree.


Title: Re:This would suck...
Post by: Supernatural Pie on August 29, 2003, 05:20:06 am
They just... took it off...

Monsters.

I say... CASTRATE THE DOCTORS! LET THEM FEEL HIS PAIN.

That is the only suitable punishment.


Title: Re:This would suck...
Post by: tasty on August 29, 2003, 08:53:05 pm
Hey, look at the upside. He can use his 5 million to get plastic surgery and have a footlong prosthetic dick put on. The ladies at the nursing home will never know the difference as he penetrates their wrinkled vaginas.


Title: Re:This would suck...
Post by: kami on August 29, 2003, 09:09:56 pm
Heh, if you're 67 you don't have much use for your penis unless you're a playboy king. I'm sure those doctors had a good reason for removing his genital, although I guess it would feel kind of empty without yo' lil' friend down there. But as tasty put it, he could easily just get a prosthetic whatever operated onto his crotch, I'm sure every guy wonders what it'd be like to have a cucumber as a penis... Oh wait, mb that's just me ;D


Title: Re:This would suck...
Post by: BTs_Lee.Harvey on September 04, 2003, 10:47:01 am
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The ladies at the nursing home will never know the difference as he penetrates their wrinkled vaginas.


Is this what you think about in your spare time......ewww