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1:09 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: i challenge you
[1:09 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: to?
[1:09 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: yo a momma joke contest
[1:09 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: its on
[1:09 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: mhmhmhm
[1:09 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: you wanna start it off
[1:09 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: u go first
[1:09 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: ook
[1:10 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: your momma is so hairy
[1:10 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: that her nipples have afros
[1:10 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: lol
[1:10 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: start outsoft
[1:10 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: gimme a second
[1:10 PM]  *** ?cE ? Maniac thinks
[1:11 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: you have one min this shit is timed
[1:11 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: i got my next one ready
[1:11 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: y mommas so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone
[1:12 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: haha
[1:12 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: lame
[1:12 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: ok
[1:12 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: my turn
[1:12 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: i got my next one
[1:12 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: your mamma is so slutty
[1:12 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: that she has been poked more times than the pilsbary doe boy
[1:12 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: lol
[1:12 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: heres my next one
[1:12 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: yo momma so ugly when she was born the Dr. put her in a incubator with tinted windows
[1:13 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: lol
[1:13 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: thats a good one
[1:13 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: lol ya
[1:13 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: ok
[1:13 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: i got another good one coming up
[1:13 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: your momma is soo fat
[1:13 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: that when your dad tried to fuck her he had to roll her in flour 2 times to find the wet spot
[1:13 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: lol
[1:14 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: k
[1:14 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|:  Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarter back was a refund.
[1:14 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: soso
[1:14 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: your mamma is so nasty
[1:14 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: that when you asked her whats for dinner she opend her legs and said" crabs and tuna"
[1:15 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: oooo
[1:15 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: beat that
[1:15 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: yo momas so shorts, she did a suicide jump of the curb
[1:15 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: ROFL
[1:15 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: thats a good one
[1:15 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: that one you said?
[1:15 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: or mine
[1:15 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: urs
[1:15 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: i no
[1:15 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: ok
[1:15 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: next one
[1:15 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: your mommas so ugly
[1:16 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: that the only piece of ass she got was when her hand went thro the toliet papper
[1:16 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: lol
[1:16 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: yo mama's so dumb, when her radio batteries were dead, she buried them
[1:16 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: lol
[1:17 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: ok
[1:17 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: your mommas pussy is soo dirty
[1:17 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: i got a good one
[1:17 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: thats she soaks it in salt water to keep her crabs alive
[1:17 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: hehe
[1:17 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|:  Yo mama is like a hockey player she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
[1:17 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: lol
[1:17 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: i heard that one
[1:18 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: your mamma is like a bowling ball
[1:18 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: she gets picked up fingerd and thorwn in the gutter
[1:18 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: lol
[1:18 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: yo mama's like a vacume, she suks and blows
[1:19 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: and throw in the closet
[1:19 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: lol
[1:19 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: you forgot that part
[1:19 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: ya, i did
[1:19 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: your mamma
[1:19 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: is like a hard ware store
[1:19 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: 10 cents a screw
[1:19 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: nice
[1:20 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: ur moma's like a birck, she's flat, hard, and always gettting laid by mexicans
[1:20 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: o ya
[1:20 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: that one pwned
[1:20 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: ya
[1:20 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: heard it
[1:20 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: ok
[1:20 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: bah
[1:20 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: your mamma is sooo fat
[1:21 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: that every tim she turns over she gets a welcome back party
[1:21 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: lol
[1:21 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|:  Yo mama is so stupid, she invented a condom with sweat holes.
[1:21 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: lol
[1:21 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: thats nice
[1:22 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: your momma
[1:22 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: is soo fat
[1:22 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: that her ass chicks look like 2 pigs fighting over a milk dud
[1:23 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: haha
[1:23 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|:  Yo mama so bald, her cornrolls look like stitches.
[1:24 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: lol
[1:24 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: your mamma is soo nasty
[1:24 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: that she hade to cut off her tampon string because the crabs where using it as a bungie chord
[1:24 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: lol
[1:24 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: booya
[1:25 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|:  yo mama like a stamp you lick her stick her then send her away.
[1:25 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: o man
[1:25 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: this contest is getting tense...
[1:25 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: your momma is soo stupid
[1:26 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: she stared at an orange juice box for an hour because it said CONCENTRATE on it
[1:26 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: lol, ive heard that 1
[1:26 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: yo mamas so dry, her crabs carry canteans
[1:26 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: lol
[1:27 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: ok
[1:27 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: your momma is sooooo nasty
[1:27 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: this one is going to be the winner
[1:28 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: lets hear it
[1:28 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: when your dad eat her out he got food poisoning!
[1:28 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: lol!
[1:28 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: thats nice
[1:28 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: y momma's so dumb, she climbed a glass wall to c wuts on the other side
[1:28 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: mhmm
[1:28 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: lol
[1:28 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: classic
[1:28 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: ya
[1:29 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: your momma armpits is soo hairy
[1:29 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: it looks like she has buck wheat in a head lock
[1:29 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: lol
[1:29 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: ive got another winner right here
[1:29 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: Yo mama's like a shotgun, 2 cocks and she's ready to blow.
[1:29 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: oooh
[1:30 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: your mommas brreath is ssooooo bad
[1:30 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: she can clear a chat room
[1:30 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: hehe
[1:30 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: ive got a good, not perverted one here
[1:30 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: k
[1:30 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: yo moma's so dumb, she sold her car for gas money
[1:31 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: lol
[1:31 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: nice
[1:31 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: another classic
[1:31 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: where do u get all ur jokes from?
[1:31 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: school
[1:31 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: lol
[1:32 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: yo mamas so dumb, she went to a .99$ store and asked for a refund
[1:33 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: your mommas teeth are soo yellow she spits butter
[1:33 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: lol
[1:33 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: yo momas so nasty
[1:33 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: she makes a speed stick slow down
[1:33 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: your mommas so dumb that she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call
[1:33 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: lol
[1:34 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: u wanna play sum rs now?
[1:34 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: is that a give up?
[1:34 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: no...fine, we keep going
[1:34 PM] ?cE ? Maniac: im going to post these insults on the forum
[1:34 PM] Snelly_|1?8?7|: yo mama is so poor, she strips at Chuckie Cheese for tokens.



Who do you thin won?!

Should we vote to remove the polls? Since all they are used for is stupid polls?

I voted for snelly cause hes my slut...


I dont remember any momma jokes from my early youth, now at 18 im like i remember where my car keys are...

Nice double post and triple post to get that post count of yours to reach 100.  ;)

Momma jokes are so 8th grade.

I vote for assassin. Locked and posts deleted (not getting 100 by spam).  8)

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