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Title: A must have comic dvd Post by: *DAMN Hazard on August 11, 2003, 07:03:34 am Dane Cook's Harmful if swallowed. If you won't take my word for it, check him out on the Roast of Denis Leary on Comedy Central. Also go to www.danecook.com (http://www.danecook.com) and listen to the clips the jukebox plays.
Quote "I like to go to the bank and play with the people on line. Just get on line, pull out some black gloves and a knife. Put on the gloves turn around and say to the woman behind me "you should leave now"" Quote "Hey, next time you see a girl you like in a bar, just walk up to her and be like 'Are you gonna walk to your car by yourself later tonight? Oh, ok, I'll be over there watching you all night'" He just cracks me up, if you don't care then fuck you.[/color] Title: Re:A must have comic dvd Post by: Mr. Lothario on August 11, 2003, 08:00:46 am Dane Cook is one of the funniest comedians around. I've laughed 'til I hurt every time I've watched him.
Title: Re:A must have comic dvd Post by: *DAMN Hazard on August 11, 2003, 08:16:50 am Loth has seen the light! So come see the light.
Title: Re:A must have comic dvd Post by: Jackal.aHa! on August 12, 2003, 06:22:13 am My friend has that DVD!!
I heard his stand up last year..i cried, its soo funny Title: Re:A must have comic dvd Post by: The Ghost of Bondo on August 12, 2003, 07:33:28 am I hope there is something about the build up or delivery...because as those quotes are, they aren't remotely funny. I don't particularly find bank robbery or rape humorous and that is what they are making fun of.
Title: Re:A must have comic dvd Post by: Mr. Lothario on August 12, 2003, 09:03:16 am So you read the quotes and didn't listen to the clips? Jumping to conclusions is the only form of exercise you get, isn't it?
Title: Re:A must have comic dvd Post by: The Ghost of Bondo on August 12, 2003, 09:14:59 am So you read the quotes and didn't listen to the clips? Jumping to conclusions is the only form of exercise you get, isn't it? I didn't jump to any conclusions...I said the quotes themselves were not funny but that depending on context or delivery perhaps they would be. And I happen to play tennis and DDR to get exercize :p Oh, and listening to it...the delivery or context didn't save it...still not funny. Standard of stand-ups is low apparently. Title: Re:A must have comic dvd Post by: 0 Kilz:M: on August 12, 2003, 01:53:31 pm Typical Bondo, so analytical, it's called comedy, yer supposed to make fun of shit that sucks, and whats wrong with bank robbery anyway...? lol, relax and stfu ;D
?You should leave now? (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~damnr6/yabbse/YaBBImages/icon_lol.gif) (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~damnr6/yabbse/YaBBImages/icon_lol.gif) That guy is f**ckin hilarious... Title: Re:A must have comic dvd Post by: The Ghost of Bondo on August 12, 2003, 07:33:55 pm The Jerry Sienfeld stand-up DVD/CD (I'm Telling You For The Last Time) was hilarious. Although I admit the bank robbery thing wasn't as bad in the audio (because I don't think he mentions a knife)...there is a big difference to him merely putting on gloves and him taking out a weapon.
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