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Title: Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: Cow on June 20, 2003, 08:49:30 pm
Can anyone beat the Predator or is he the most ultimate badass ever created


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: *DAMN Hazard on June 20, 2003, 09:03:28 pm
I think the Leprachaun could. That little bastard is insane with all his magic and stuff. Or if you have ever seen "Deep Rising" those squid thingies could kill the predator cause I don't know if he can swim. So I guess Jaws could pwn him too. Or maybe that giant animal type thing at the end of Resident Evil... that thing was bad ass....


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: Cow on June 20, 2003, 09:09:46 pm
Leprachaun would get raped by the Predator and he would do the evil laugh thing that he does.  Predator doesnt need to swim so unless his ass fell into the ocean then jaws would come rape him but thats under circumstance.  But wait.....what if Jaws had legs?


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: Mr.Mellow on June 20, 2003, 09:32:53 pm
If Jaws had a jetpack, maybe. But then again, Roy Schneider killed Jaws with a rifle and a gas tank. The Predator has more than that. Jaws would die long before he got a chance to bite. Besides, the Predator is a badass big game hunter. He'd know how to kill a shark with his bare hands. Now, the only thing I can think of that can kill the Predator is Freddy Krueger. He'd get him in his sleep, and the Predator would get pwn3d. I think the Leprechaun would have a good chance against the Predator, but would probably lose.
ahh we're such losers, debating who can beat the Predator. It's fun!


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: Cow on June 20, 2003, 09:40:56 pm
Dude i dont think the Predator sleeps and even so Freddy is a panzy and the fact he was in 13 some odd movies proves he is a panzy and if some teeny bopper can whoop his ass which im assuming happened then there is no way in hell he would beat the Predator.  Maybe chucky....... chucky was one scary mother fucker and out of all of the horror dudes i think chucky might stand a chance but in turn still lose.


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: *DAMN Hazard on June 20, 2003, 09:43:20 pm
I considered chucky too but I don't think he has the strength or the mobility plus the fact all the gadgets the predator has. Chucky's only advantage was that no one believed he existed... the predator wouldn't give a shit he would just cloak and blow him into a million pieces.


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: Cow on June 20, 2003, 10:16:48 pm
ok i think i have finally found the potentional Predator kill, remember those huge sick ass bug warriors from the movie Space Ship Troopers?  That would be a good match


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: Ace on June 20, 2003, 10:27:10 pm
Neo, duh. The Predator is just a program meant for deletion that has gone rogue.


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: .::|N| SeRP on June 20, 2003, 10:27:35 pm
Mickey and Mallory from Natural Born Killers could definitely take the predator out, expecially if he was shopping at one of the Wal-Mart stores they took out off of Route 66(6).


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: bronto on June 20, 2003, 10:49:55 pm
Billy Elliot would tap dance on his face.


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: †FiRE Infection on June 21, 2003, 12:01:02 am
ok i think i have finally found the potentional Predator kill, remember those huge sick ass bug warriors from the movie Space Ship Troopers?  That would be a good match

Yeah Star Ship Troopers, those things were pretty nasty.


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: Psyks on June 21, 2003, 03:11:23 am
The liquid guy from t2 might be able to beat him, those little green bitches from gremlins would gang up on him and jump his ass, the guy with fire from x-man, and yoda and the obviouse arnold shwartsinader (dunno how to spell his last name) The aliens from the move
Alien. Jason mb (probrally not). Scorpian from mortal combat, GODZILA, KING KONG and many many others. I also agree with haz about the really big thng at the end of resident evil that was sick


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: Cossack on June 21, 2003, 03:18:50 am
Eric Cartman could beat the predetor. He would hit him "squaw in da nuts" and the predetor would have to "respect his authoritie" Cartman could beat anyone.


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: Psyks on June 21, 2003, 03:26:54 am
Eric Cartman ----> :-[ <-------- predator


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: Cow on June 21, 2003, 03:42:25 am
Psyks we already established that T1000 would lose.  Gremlins is good but the predator would still rape.  Xmen and yoda i think stand the best chance.  Arnold got lucky if they were in the ring he would get raped


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: Mr.Mellow on June 21, 2003, 05:34:53 am
Ohhh yeaaah I forgot all about Yoda. Yeah, Yoda would give him an ass-kicking he would never forget. Another one I thought of was Superman, cuz he's Superman and all. But then again, the Predator might have a kryptonite gun. Hmm...


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: *NADS Capt. Atwork on June 21, 2003, 06:48:20 am
Tony Montana would kick the predators sorry ass.


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: wallabiie on June 21, 2003, 01:50:32 pm
ok i think i have finally found the potentional Predator kill, remember those huge sick ass bug warriors from the movie Space Ship Troopers?  That would be a good match

mmm remember the shower sean in space ship troopers...

P.S. prolly anything made by japenese anime, they always go over the top, like Goku or something


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: *DAMN Hazard on June 21, 2003, 07:13:09 pm
Japanese anime things would pwn him. I dont think the big bug thing would work from Star Ship Troopers. The pred can cloak get on his back punch a whole in his back and drop in whatever alien explosive he had just like Rico. And you all forgot something! The predator can self destruct, so even if he loses so does the other guy cause its like a huge non-nuclear blast that stretches for miles.


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: Cow on June 21, 2003, 08:02:44 pm
We cant use cartoons thats cheating, i think Yoda could kick his ass.  But then is Yoda the best?


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: *DAMN Hazard on June 21, 2003, 08:26:47 pm
Yoda? Are you kidding me? In my opinion the predator will win against Yoda and most other people because

1. Brute strength
2. Body Armor
3. Cloaking
4. Kick ass light weight gun on his wrist
5. Claw thing
6. Frisbee thing

Couldn't the pred just cloak and blow the shit out of Yoda?

On the other hand though, what if the Predator threw his frisbee and Yoda threw it back at him with the force? But there still is that self destruct thing...


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: Mr. Lothario on June 21, 2003, 11:23:03 pm
     Predator cloaks, Yoda laughs and goes, "Think to see you, need eyes I do?" Then Yoda busts out his light saber and goes into combat like a green Superball. Remember that Yoda can see the future thanks to the Force. The Predator's guns would be useless, as well as his claws (which a light saber would dismantle anyway, along with his arm).

     But I think the ultimate Predator ownage opponent is Mr. T. The Predator wouldn't know what the fuck hit him. That is, unless they started flying or something.

     Or Al Gore. Yeah, the inventor of the Internet could lay the smack down on Preddy.


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: Arnold on June 22, 2003, 07:06:40 am
[size=20]GET TO THE CHOPPA !!!![/size]


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: Monoman on June 22, 2003, 07:13:24 am
The self destruct thing of the Predator can be stopped by chopping his arm off. Remember in Predator 2 when Danny Glover stops the self destruct by cutting the predator's arm off.


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: *DAMN Hazard on June 22, 2003, 07:24:28 am
Haven't seen Predator 2 in a long time so I guess I forgot that. For something to beat the predator they need, strength, speed, intelligence(minimal), and the firepower to pierce the predator's armor.


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: dr.blake. on June 22, 2003, 10:08:16 pm
I think they should just... Kill 'em or somethin. ::)


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: .::|N| SeRP on June 23, 2003, 05:29:38 am
that predator would be throwing all those frisbies at Tony Montana, and Tony would be like "YOU CANT KILL ME MANE... YOU NEED A WHOLE FUCKING ARMY TO TAKE ME... YOU CANT FUCK WITH ME... IM TONY MONTANA MANE... YOU NEED A WHOLE FUCKING ARMY TO FUCK WITH ME" and then he'd pull out his RPG/M4A1 and blow the fuck out of that ugly beast and say "I SEE YOU'VE MET MY LITTLE FRIEND... SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND"........ *BAM* dead fucking animal.


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: wallabiie on June 23, 2003, 06:53:02 am
Yeah you give Tony a M4 and cocain, hen we'll see.


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: *NADS Capt. Anarchy on June 23, 2003, 08:10:21 am
Tony would catch the predator about to kill some children or something, lose his cool, whip out his gun, "YOU DIE MOTHERFUCKER!"

*BAM*

Then he'd stand over the predators limp body, ranting "What you think I am? What you think I'm a fucking worm like you? I told you, mane, I told you, don't fuck with me! I told you, no fucking kids! No, but you wouldn't listen. Why you stupid fuck. Look at you now!"


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: wallabiie on June 23, 2003, 11:47:25 am
Ironic since in terms thats actualy how Tony dies in the movie.


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: .::|N| SeRP on June 24, 2003, 05:48:27 am
Yeah but considering the odds in that final scene I think Tony did a pretty good fucking job with his M4.


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: *NADS Lo$eMoney on June 24, 2003, 12:21:55 pm
I think Tony doing so well had more to do with the yeyo than the m4


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: wallabiie on June 24, 2003, 01:24:57 pm
   Hah I feel I found a loop-hole. Cow said no cartoon charecters, but since we seem to be basing this on movie's, what about a comic charecter that was made into a movie. Im guessing SuperMan could take him, how about Spawn, or SpiderMan? I think Spawn vs. The Preditor would be a whicked choice.

         ...I got my money on spawn.


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: BFG on June 24, 2003, 03:23:21 pm
Would have to agree that Mr T is the man to beat the preditor... Mr T would just shake his bling bling, grunt, and throw preditor 'Hell of a far'. No messing with the daddy.


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: Saberian 3000 on June 26, 2003, 12:40:27 am
lol BFG, you looking at me foo!"  lol.  Funny shit.  yeah the predator might be freightened away by his serious afro mohawk lol.  Oh, maybe the predator is thinking of the Eddie Murphy imitation of Mr. T hehe.  

Quote from Eddie Murphy's impression of Mr. T:
   
       Hmmmmm, you look mighty cute in those jeans!  Why dont ya come on over here and fuck me up the ass!  

lol

I think that is what the predator would be thinking and dosent go that way, so he would run and hide in a tree with his cloaking device lol.


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: *NADS Foxy on June 26, 2003, 02:14:29 am
lmao, Mr.T vs. Predator. Now thats some funny shit. Or you could take Boy George vs. Predator, but then he might use his self-destruct for the good of the universe. Way to take one for the team Predator!!


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: bronto on June 26, 2003, 03:18:54 am
The hulk. hes a movie character now. that bastard is jacked. in a no weapons fight, hands down win for the hulk. with weapons, hulk can swing a tank around like in the commercials...and hed win.


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: Cow on June 26, 2003, 04:11:25 am
can yoda beat the hulk?


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: BFG on June 26, 2003, 01:00:20 pm
Ah thats it. My gran would whoop some ass. Predator comes along to tea and he won't know what will hit him. Gran would grind him down with tea and biskets, then photos of her grand children when they were small... Just when predetor thinks he's getting away, gran will knit him a woolly jumper disableing him as he gets tangled up in the overside mass of wool.

She'll finnish him off with a bout of incontenance. Poor old predator just won't know what hit him.



Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: Mr. Lothario on June 26, 2003, 01:19:27 pm
     HAHAHAHAHA. That was the best.


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: BFG on June 26, 2003, 07:14:48 pm
Did i fail to mention Grandma's secret weapon? It comes in the shape of a 80year man in flatcap and walking stick... Should predator gain the upper hand grandma reaches for her husband... Its time to meet...
Grandad. Killer attacks of stamp collecting, gardening, and what it was like in the old days... Grandads killer blow is "In my day in the war" an attack so boring and brain blowing that Predator won't know which way to turn. Grandads secret weapon other than hallitosis and his inconentance bag, somes in the form of his walking stick... Poking and a prodding everything and anything.

Poor old Predator.. Next contestant please


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: Ace on June 27, 2003, 12:24:50 am
can yoda beat the hulk?

Yoda can beat anyone. The Hulk would be super easy as he could just hold him in the air with the Force and use his lightsaber as he pleased.


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: BeefyFigure on June 27, 2003, 11:12:00 am
Hehe, not bad for an 800-year-old muppet...


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: Wallabiie on June 27, 2003, 02:32:38 pm
The Hulk blows, the new movie blows... I think Yoda and the pred could both beat the Hulk easily.

I think u gotta fight fire with fire, if Predator is a powerful dumbnut then the best match is, Predator vs. W. Bush.


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: Mr.Mellow on June 27, 2003, 05:45:03 pm
Well, at first, I was thinking that Dubya could pray and pray until the Predator went away, but then I thought, "Why not just have Jesus beat the Predator"? I bet Jesus could put a holy hurtin' on the Predator.  ;D


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: BeefyFigure on June 27, 2003, 09:29:16 pm
Isn't he dead?


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: Mr. Lothario on June 27, 2003, 10:55:43 pm
     Depends on who you ask.


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: Saberian 3000 on June 29, 2003, 03:57:36 am
good point, but I would have to say that the toughest character i know to beat predator would really have to be BFG's grandma.  Dont piss her off cause she will throw a can of whoopass on anyone that crosses her path.  She kicked superman's superballs so hard that it hurt every male that witnessed it.  hehe


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: BeefyFigure on June 29, 2003, 12:16:10 pm
Yeah: now he's in a wheelchair...


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: BFG on June 29, 2003, 01:20:19 pm
Yep. Double hard bastard ;)


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: BeefyFigure on June 29, 2003, 02:04:23 pm
Didn't Reeve get that from riding a horse?  If my memory serves me right, I believe he fell off of it, and was run over by it.  Currently, his body is completely paralyzed and breaths air with the help of a machine, but he has mentioned he is able to move his fingers and toes.


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: BFG on June 29, 2003, 03:16:18 pm
True true, poor guy, but at least he didn't meet my gran... they wouldn't have found all the bits of him to put in a wheel chair... let alone the mental status he would be in after  tea and bic's.


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: [He||] ViRaL on June 30, 2003, 12:08:51 am
Maybe! All the armies put together in the World could kill the Pred......... ???


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: 0 Kilz:M: on June 30, 2003, 12:23:11 am
Jason from Friday the 13th would whoop the predator....he can't die therefore he wins.


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: *DAMN Hazard on June 30, 2003, 01:37:46 am
He can't do shit when he is in pieces. Therefore he loses. Pred got cloaking but I guess Jason could sense him. They both are strong, but Predator has a kickass gun on his arm and that boomerang thing.


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: 0 Kilz:M: on June 30, 2003, 01:59:02 am
er, fine...Rambo.


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: *DAMN Hazard on June 30, 2003, 02:29:51 am
I think you are wrong again. Rambo is only human. His weapons are inferior and he is not as strong. Plus as I have said countless times, the predator has body armor.


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: 0 Kilz:M: on June 30, 2003, 03:28:39 am
ok....once the predator falls asleep...Freddy Krueger would womp him. If he was awake, I believe Wolverine could take him.


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: *DAMN Hazard on June 30, 2003, 03:41:21 am
OMG OMG OMG. Magneto would pwn him! Pred wears metal armor and Magneto would throw him all over, and throw his own boomerang at him.


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: Mr.Mellow on June 30, 2003, 03:49:59 am
Yeah, magneto..what about a vampire or something? Like Dracula or Blade. ha. Dracula could whoop the Predator.


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: *DAMN Hazard on June 30, 2003, 04:22:49 am
Blade definately could pwn. All those weapons he has.


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: BFG on June 30, 2003, 12:07:36 pm
Homer simpson? The guy is a double hard bastard and never seems to get hurt - he's had cannons shoting his stomach, cars driving over him, bridges closing on his head, all things and anything... Surely Homer could take such a pounding that preditor would get so tired... he'd drop down and have  a heart attack? ;)


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: BeefyFigure on July 01, 2003, 02:43:01 pm
Yeah: that reminds me of that episode where Homer takes it up against Tatum.  Lucky for him Moe came out and saved his huge ass...


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: BFG on July 01, 2003, 08:41:15 pm
lol. indeed ;) And as the credits role Moe fly's into the sunset ;)

I do believe that Predetor would have seriouse issues with coming up against Homor.. you take a smack at that guy in the stomach and your arms gonna disapear inside his belly! ;)


Title: Re:Can anyone beat the Predator?
Post by: bronto on July 02, 2003, 12:26:34 am
please let this thread die...enough...predator is good, yes we know...so is yoda...and grandma....enough. im high. enough.