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Title: You've heard the stories....the legend.
Post by: Destructo on February 21, 2003, 07:44:48 pm
Oh yes Oh yes...

The prodical son has returned to once again lead you to victory.
Now brauning not only a G3 400mhz, but his new battle armor, which consists of a dual 1.25ghz Macintosh with a Radeon 9700 Pro 128Mb graphics card, 610mb of RAM,  1MB SDRAM per processor and enough juice to make it feel like I am looking down upon you, where ever the hell you live.

The armor has been ordered, and now is being custom made then shipped directly to my door.

Oh yes, Oh yes...all your asses are grass, and I am the lawnmower.

My hands itch for trigger fire. I've been gone quite sometime, but will be upon you soon again. Those who are gaylords. Prepare to be raped not only electronically, but verbally. Those who think of themselves as "elite" . You ain't seen nothing like the Armada which is my fury.

Prepare my throne!
I am going to kick your ass. ;D

Wow, what a speech.


Title: Re:You've heard the stories....the legend.
Post by: |MP|Buccaneer on February 21, 2003, 08:59:02 pm
Only a dumb beer guzzler from the shaddy side of Toronto would make a fuss out of ordering state of the art digital armor, and be talking about last years model  ;D

Wit all that talk, you could have at least picked up something faster, and with more RAM.  (I don't think I've used a computer with that little RAM since, well, I don't seem to recall.  Must be 2 years or more).  

Good to have you back around.


Title: Re:You've heard the stories....the legend.
Post by: |MP|Nomad on February 21, 2003, 09:48:53 pm
well its about %$^#ing time!!  Been wondering well the hell you been.  But I have to say that the new comp is not going to help you beat me, sorry!! ;D But I dont blame ya, i want a new comp myself, kirok and i have been saying that mb soon we will have to grab a new comp too.
Anyway, we'll go for a coffee soom, I got yer email bro!!

ttyl
ps I'll call you this weekend malaka


Title: Re:You've heard the stories....the legend.
Post by: KoS Ultimo on February 21, 2003, 09:56:40 pm
Everyone knows my 450 mhz G4 tower is gonna still own you dest, save your breath  ;)


Title: Re:You've heard the stories....the legend.
Post by: Destructo on February 21, 2003, 09:57:04 pm
Did I mention I have my eye on an rx-7 from texas?
MAZDASPEEEEEEEEEDDDD!!!

bahabahahahahahahahahahahah!!!

Bucc, u PC lover, when your shop opens I'm gonna come trash it. I got last years model so I could upgrade to this years video card. I don't need 1.42 ghz. dual 1.25's are plenty you cooler drinking Detroit sissy.

Noamd, i sent you apple icards, check you e-mail malaka.


Title: Re:You've heard the stories....the legend.
Post by: PsYcO aSsAsSiN on February 22, 2003, 04:17:16 am
Once a MAZDASLUT, always a MAZDASLUT, regardless of whatever inferior armor you've ordered  ;D

I shit and spit on your "throne"

Now that I got that out of my system, its been a long time Dest.


Title: Re:You've heard the stories....the legend.
Post by: Mr. Lothario on February 22, 2003, 11:24:59 pm
     You poseur. You're a waste of skin. Welcome back. : )


Title: Re:You've heard the stories....the legend.
Post by: *DAMN Mauti on February 22, 2003, 11:29:23 pm
Welcome back Destructo - and you did nothing wrong buying a 1.25PM because both the 1.25 and 1.42 are only overclocked by Apple(what a shame that Apple has to do overclocking) and base on the last years 1Ghz model.

Cya,

Mauti


Title: Re:You've heard the stories....the legend.
Post by: jeb - not logged in on February 23, 2003, 12:01:33 am
hey thats great, now i get another easy target in GHR.
OH btw dest i went to the junkyard yesterday and i broke a few windows on a rx7, and then i peed in it ;D


Title: Re:You've heard the stories....the legend.
Post by: |MP|Buccaneer on February 23, 2003, 06:20:45 pm
What's being a sissy about drinking a whole cooler of beer?  I don't get it Dest?

 ;D


Title: Re:You've heard the stories....the legend.
Post by: KoS Ultimo on February 23, 2003, 09:25:14 pm
Delta 1, this is Eagle 1.

Eagle 1 wants to know why Fox 1 gets iCards and Eagle 1 does not.

OVER ?


Title: Re:You've heard the stories....the legend.
Post by: Destructo on February 24, 2003, 03:10:59 pm
Roger that eagle 1, the reason is b/c fox 1 gives good bj's over?

Well, I haven't bought the computer yet, I still have a like 500 more to save, but that's like a quarter a paycheck, so i't cool.

Bucc, you only wish you could drink a cooler of beer. Actually, what am I saying, you probably DO drink a whole cooler of beer when you sit down to eat "dinner".Ult knows what i'm talking about, b/c I used to make fun of "grifter's dinner" in Grift's own voice. I think that is now passed onto bucc.

IT'S DINNER TIME!

FatAssin. I can see you still trying to "act tough" by hiding your true feelings. Assassin pm's me the other day and asks me where he can go to get information on some rx-7's. Bah, what a hypocrite. Bow b4 my throne Ass(ass)in. you are my court jester!

Ahh, it's good to hear the insults again.
Your a bunch of sissys.

Sow hat have many of you been up to, other then worshiping me?


Title: Re:You've heard the stories....the legend.
Post by: |MP|Nomad on February 24, 2003, 03:32:41 pm
Hey I thought I was Eagle 1 and Ulti was Fox 1, wtf you guys just love my name!!  O btw, march 7 baby Tears of the Sun is playing at theatres make sure you see it, looks like another great warfare movie.
Btw, Dest, I thought you gave me great BJ's?

ps. sorry didn't call but I will soon, promise.


Title: Re:You've heard the stories....the legend.
Post by: Destructo on February 24, 2003, 05:04:15 pm
What a wrong actor to pick to play a Seal. Bruce Willis?!? Come on. He's not meant to be in the jungle. He's meant to be in the city. Urban warfare, not jungle tactics.

And when the hell are they going to make a Rainbow 6 movie?

Nomand, stfu and get on your knees. I got meat to feed you...hahahaha


Title: Re:You've heard the stories....the legend.
Post by: |MP|Buccaneer on February 24, 2003, 06:13:21 pm
I think Bruce is a great actor to play a SEAL.  It's not like the average SEAL looks anywhere near Arnold.  Maybe bring back Michael Bein or Charlie Sheen to reprise their roles?   :D

And Nomad, it's not like giving Dest head is much different then licking a clit when you go down on a woman, except maybe Dest is a little harder to find. :o


Title: Re:You've heard the stories....the legend.
Post by: Destructo on February 24, 2003, 06:18:46 pm
I'm not saying arnold should be the actor. And if your referring to Predator, then I spit on thee! Arnold was awesome in the jungle. that's his second home.

I think they should have goten someone less known, kinda like black hawk down. When you have a star actor in a movie liek this, the whole movie is targeted upon what this one guy is doing,  whereas the whole unit.

Do you understand what I am saying bucc's hard lemonade?

btw, what happened to macclan forums?


Title: Re:You've heard the stories....the legend.
Post by: |MP|Buccaneer on February 24, 2003, 07:20:15 pm
I think Bruce can pull it off.  The reason I don't think Arnold can is because he's just not the SEAL type.  SEAL's are swimmers, not bodybuilders.  And anything good Arnold did in the jungle was removed after "Colateral Damage"

The macclans forums are down while I work on a script to convert it to MYSQL.  I just haven't had much time to work on it between other work and my woman being in the hospital on and off for the last few weeks.


Title: Re:You've heard the stories....the legend.
Post by: Destructo on February 24, 2003, 08:16:16 pm
Beating the wife again huh Bucc? Couple black-eye's here, a broken rib there.
Hey I hear ya, sometimes they ask for it.

Again, I am not saying that it should be arnold and i don't think it really matters how big you are. Even if it did, there are those huge seals who carry around the m60 for covering fire. Those guys are bigger then most. Plus, most seals are under the age of 40. A guy like bruce should be the off-site commander, b/c he is older and such. He spits orders from the Aircraft carrier behind his desk.

Younger guys.



Title: Re:You've heard the stories....the legend.
Post by: |MP|Buccaneer on February 24, 2003, 08:31:52 pm
LOL, Arnold is older.  But it all depends on what rank they try to put him as, for his age.

The woman has been in the hospital because of some problems with her pregnancy.  Nothing too serious, but they are being very careful.  She keeps getting dehydrated more then anything.  A couple of litres of IV Saline and she's usually doing fine again.  Baby is still doing fine, and almost ready to come out of the oven.  In 8 weeks, I may be as MIA as you have been, for a while anyway.


Title: Re:You've heard the stories....the legend.
Post by: Golo on February 25, 2003, 04:31:52 am
What  is all this jibber jabbing about hot young body builder guys....? Desty, give me my birthday back u asshole.... (Toronto boys are sexy)


Title: Re:You've heard the stories....the legend.
Post by: |MP|Buccaneer on February 25, 2003, 04:37:25 am
See Dest, that's the rep you get when driving around in an RX7.  This is the sort of attention you are going to attract.  You may as well drive around in a Honda Del Sol.   ;D


Title: Re:You've heard the stories....the legend.
Post by: Destructo on February 25, 2003, 03:11:00 pm
Golo, what the hell are you talking about?        ???
Have you been drinking anti-freeze with Bucc?
(that's the alcohal of choice in the states)

Bucc, obviously the rancid air in detroit is getting to your  head, why do you keep comming back to Arnold?!?!?! i didn't say that he should be the one casted for the role! I said someone younger, more active then Bruce. Someone who's back dosen't hurt when he picks up a backpack.

Quote
See Dest, that's the rep you get when driving around in an RX7.? This is the sort of attention you are going to attract.? You may as well drive around in a Honda Del Sol.

A Del Sol? get serious. Can I not even get a little more credit then that? Can I get no recognition for taking a car from "write off" to total restoration?!?, and THEN some. A Del fuckin Sol? Is that what you think of me?!?!

Will no one recognize what I created, and give me a little credit on these damn forums!?!?!?!

Do any of you even know whata rotary engine is?!?!

A shread of credit, that's all I ask!

lol

P.S..I think a great name for your kid would be, now say it with me, "Destructo"

Wow....

It flows from the tounge, like a warm spring breeze. "Des-struc-tt-o"
Intimidating, yet sensitive in nature.
But beware, he angers easiler, and there be no wrath liek the fury of those who are named this name.

Happy fathers day. ;D


Title: Re:You've heard the stories....the legend.
Post by: |MP|Cringe on February 25, 2003, 05:04:12 pm
Completely Unrelated Tangent:
ps I'll call you this weekend malaka

Noamd, i sent you apple icards, check you e-mail malaka.

is that the extent of the greek you guys know or do either of you actually speak greek?


Title: Re:You've heard the stories....the legend.
Post by: Destructo on February 25, 2003, 05:17:19 pm
I speak fluent italian.
(but i'm not a gino with a wife beater, drive a mustang or civic, and I don't slick my hair, oh and I'm not hairy.)

Nomad on the other hand, is all of the above.

I know 1 greek word, and it's malaka.


Title: Re:You've heard the stories....the legend.
Post by: |MP|Buccaneer on February 25, 2003, 08:12:55 pm
Oh, they know greek alright  :o

Dest, can I help it that you just chose the cars, well, that show you are in touch with your feelings?

I'm sure you did a great job in restoring it.  Homosexuals tend to be very anal (in so many ways), so I'm sure it just looked precious.   :o

And you are so not ever getting near my daughter, that she'll never even hear the name Destructo.  Although you would be safe, I want my daughter a little more butch then you (she can still like boys, but not wear all those frilly undergarments you enjoy so much).


Title: Re:You've heard the stories....the legend.
Post by: Destructo on February 25, 2003, 09:03:50 pm
I may have been picky and kept it well maintained, but there is no way that I EVER had any gay coloured lights or anything of that nature. So back up little boy. I was all go, no show.

Call me homo again, and I'll shove a tourque wrench up your anal cavity. (and I could probably do it too)

Tell me again, who's gay here "Buccaneer"?
Remember the old Tampa Bay buccanner logo,
well that's you to a "T" Your bike and leathers are probably that same gross orange. :o

God save the King! All for one, and one for all!


Title: Re:You've heard the stories....the legend.
Post by: |MP|Buccaneer on February 25, 2003, 09:20:49 pm
I may have been picky and kept it well maintained, but there is no way that I EVER had any gay coloured lights or anything of that nature.

Hold on there one second.  Didn't you tell me you had those neon lights under it?  

and I'll shove a tourque wrench up your anal cavity.

There you go again, fixated with anal.   :o

Cant wait to have you back Dest.  It's so much fun (but a little too easy) to pick on you.  


Title: Re:You've heard the stories....the legend.
Post by: Destructo on February 25, 2003, 10:05:14 pm
Yes, ok I had the underlights. I was hoping you would forget.
but that was the only thing....

I get mad to easy. I know.

Just means i'm passionate..

lol


Title: Re:You've heard the stories....the legend.
Post by: |MP|Nomad on February 25, 2003, 11:35:22 pm
Yes ok I drive a civic, but I'm no gino.  And for your info Dest, yer not hairy b/c yer a Nothern italian, thats why you have no hair.  You might as well be German with yer blonde-blue eyes physique and all the trimmings to go with it "Hile Hitler!!"

O btw bucc, yer right he is gay!  just to afraid to come out of the closet yet.

BooYaa!!