*DAMN R6 Forum

     Ok... i'm just curious.. why is it Euro's always have the upper hand in lag? It doesn't seem to matter what server, American or Euro, they always lag and BS the hell out of me. Is it some evil international conspiracy that makes their shots get registered first? Or what?

  Probly some NATO thing, fine print... Or maybe its from a Dr. Evill.. Or maybe!!...

I think you just imagine it, euro's are just better in average ;)

Europe is closer to Australia? (I'm way off here...)

Ben

Ben, you were partially right. As we all know, in Australia, the toilets flush the opposite direction. Because of Europe's close proximity to Australia, the opposite toilet flushing causes a slight time-gap in the atmosphere over Australia, Korea, and the European nations. Because of this, they are actually a few .00001's of a second ahead of us, thus giving them the edge in games. Likewise, because American toilets flush the correct way, we lose a few .00001's of a second, thus giving us a severe handicap. I hope this provided enough answers for everyone. It's all very scientific and technical, and was very hard to explain in writing. If you want to know more about this subject, you can watch Reading Rainbow and find out about my new book, "Australian Toilets and the Decline of Western Civilization".

Oh God lmfao.  Sounds about right to me ;).

   Hmm...Mel right... Enny ways, becouse Europe os closer to Australia, where GR is, doesn't mean they lag less. When ur in the game its on the hosts server.

  Wallie~

Maybe it's all a matter of perception, since in recent studies Americans have shown to think slower, due to all the McDonalds food, their computers are not lagging, but all the BS'ing is caused by a brain disfunction grown into every average American citizen. This is proven by making Canadians and Americans compete for the fastest response time in a test. Thanks to cleaner air, more space, and not having a president like Georde W. Bush, Canadians are able to respond over .003 seconds faster. It is also speculated that American propaganda and patriotism are clogging up the U.S. citizen's neural pathways, and thereby decreasing their response time even further.
Future studies are expected to show Iraqis to deliver vastly increased Physical strength and mental abilities, by a combination of subliminal paint messages in the pictures of Saddam Hussein that are to be found all over the country, and an unknown chemical compound planted in Iraqi food supplies by the secret world government.
Returning to the Toilet flush Theory, our scientists have proven that with the addidion of turbo-shit-pumps to toilets all over the world, it may in the future be possible to stop the earths rotation by flushing all the toilets in a computerised succession. It is of course the aim to make the world stop exactly when the U.S. are in the sunlight, europe has a nice sunrise, and in Afghanistan Osama Bin Laden is able to complete his work in utter darkness, giving him an immense strategic advantage.
We have learned that the secret world government has advanced plans to do exactly this, and call upon all righteous American citizens, inmates, pets and patriots to foil these attempts at aiding terrorism by blowing up Japan.
Please take this warning seriously, and just trust me on the yankee lag stuff.

Did Mac actually write all that by himself? I'm impressed! ;)

Btw, just for the record, the GR server is still not in Australia... Last time I checked Evill said it was in New York.

Yes, i did.

I'm housesitting for a friend, and she only has a windoze computer. So without GR i have to do something to keep boredom at bay..

Housesitting eh? Sounds like party! ;)

capt first of all i think you just play on too many Euro serveres.
Bio and I CBed RNT awhile ago (both players on RNT were EURO) after their host we were down 1-4, after our host we had won 6-4 5 ina row on our host, so as far as iv seen whoevers hosting seems to have the advantage.