*DAMN R6 Forum

Lately I have noticed that the dumbasses have been coming out in force. That is fine, everyone has a right to be stupid. But there are two things that have no place in these forums:

1) Pointless vulgarity. For example, we don't need crap like zak repeating "I f*cked your mom." Yes, there is swearing and such, but there is a point where the line must be drawn.

2) Spamming. No one will think any higher of you because of your post count (look at Rom for fuck's sake) This just creates more work for us so we have to go around deleting your crap so it doesn't clutter the forums.

These forums represent part of this kickass site Mauti has made. Let's not let them go to hell.

I totaly agree. I will try to watch what I post and make it somewhat revelent.

Can we also make a rule that making totaly new posts just to correct spelling and grammar is not okay? I don't mind ppl correcting me, but it is basic SPAM.

And ACE, you are only a mear 39 post's behind me.

As a general not, I have noticed a lot of ppl's post count going up majorly reccentuly.. And a ton of new dumbasses, such as Peekay, Dest, SK, and me (But Im a vet-dumbass :))

Thx

Rom, I do not spam. I only open my mouth if I have something to say, unlike yourself and others. Come to think of it, GRIFT, blackhand, roy, etc all have fairly high post counts. They must spam too.

Also, nice to see you are back to copying my original idea for signature. (Dumbass of the Forums: (StupidClan) Retard) Try to be original for once, whether is be your signature, your website, or whatever.

Awww, pooo baby, Rom did i hurt ur feelings with the RSC?  :o btw Rom the posts i made w/ RSC were not spam posts, i actually had something written below it too directed at other entities....

Ace, feel free to delete some of Destructo's Posts  ;)

Romulus : When you think about it, being that Ace is a moderator, and he has less posts then you, i find that sad on your part. If you are hated so much, why do you post so damn much ? Sure, alot of people dont like Ace. But why ? Because he speaks the truth ?. You on the otherhand speak out of your ass.

Also, with you calling +-KoS-+ Destructo the current forum dumbass..... right after i nominated him for the same title (as a joke between us 2 ) i find very idiotic. As Ace hs said numerous times...... be original.

Right.

Dest is a major dumbass, and I am not joking about this.

W/e.

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

Hah, this is getting too easy. We should probably make up a form-mock (like a form letter) to reply to all of rom's posts with.

how bout Mad-Libs!

Rom, you ___noun___. You are a(n) ___adjective__ retarded __explitive___. Remove your lips from ___name of someone from the forums___ ass. Someone should punch you in the __body part___, and give you a swift kick to the ___another body part___. I wish i could continue but i have a __expletive___ english __noun__ due tommorow.

:) :) :)

make sure the words you use are negative :)

i would like to go on but i have an english essay due tommorow.

now, this would not meet Ace's mocking standards but it would amuse me :)
maybe if i put more then 30 sec it would be better feel free to add on

LMAO

Matt, no need for apology. Very well done. I may just have to start using this. Maybe if all goes well, we could come out with special edition zak and destruto Mad Libs.

Rom, you (vapid wasteland). You are a retarded (yokelesque) (shit). Remove your lips from (my) ass. Someone should punch you in the (thorax), and give you a swift kick to the (rectum). I wish i could continue but i have a (fucking) english (dissertation) due tommorow.

I'm pretty sure this would fit your Mad Lib and be up to Ace's mocking standards. ?On the other hand, explatives drag it down as some non-explatives are more useful, but who am I to break the structure of the Mad Lib.

Romulus Says: "hey mother fucker are you being rascist? You should be kicked from this forum cause ur  say ur against blacks and ....kettles...... and....pots......yea MOTHER FUCKER"  

Don't forget about the RSC (Romulus Spell Checker)... Know, and use it

SBD, u newbie  ;)

I know:  quoting Rom  I should have fucked up more spellings and used grammer more poorly.  I'm sorry that was a failure on my part   :(
I'm just not used to impersonating a dumbass  hehe

I find it funny how Ace (is a queer) dletes poast critisizing him, adn leaves otehr, more vulgar poasts on, and dosnt give a shit about them, what kidn of a moderator is he?, a pussy, yes


[I told you that I would delete this stuff. Ace]
P.S I fucked your mom

The sad thing is I'm not sure if Zak was purposefully typing like a five year old or if he just is really that dumb.

You see, in zak's case, he isn't typing like a five-year-old, he is typing like a 17? yr. old bald, pot-head.  For the record, I don't remember zak typing normal.

Criticize me, be my guest. Call me a pussy, go right ahead. Just leave the useless crudity out. Anyone here will agree with me, there is no place for it in these forums.

Ace, your a pussy  ;D 8)

(i am joking with him....for all you people like zak out there)

Ace,
you are what you eat ;P

**Preemptive mock**

And yes, there are plenty of dicks around here.... and no, I'm not one of them.  But it is nice to see them in this thread.

Wait, if there are lots of dicks here and they are what they eat...oh my god you sick people.  ;D

Bondo has found his new calling.....

aid to the mock / reading challenged....

I think I have to head out to the bar... with all the easy, detuned mocks here, I'm afraid I'll lose my edge and become a Rom in the real world....

nah, that'll never happen.  I never rode the short yellow bus to "private school"....

Well, I didn't want anyone to miss your beautiful mock just because you didn't make it obvious.

It seems we've change the ass/dumbass distinction to a pussy/dick distinction.  Either way, being an ass is no longer good in this distinction because tosing salad is only for workers at the prison cafeteria.

LMAO!

I wouldn't be surpries to hear of a couple of dumbasses from around here getting to experience that first hand.

Well Well Well...

Romulus calls me an dumbass...ooooooooooooo

Who ever thought Romulus who have the balls to actually say that to someone's face...wow...

Romulus, you are a sorry excuse for anything. The nerve to call me a dumbass when all you do is talk and talk about pointless topics that don't appeal to anyone or anything. You try to act intellectual by adding your favorite quotes from books you have probably never seen, while in reality your a 15 yr old puke who sits at home and jerks off to cybersex with a forty yr old mother of 4.

Boy, don't even start because where your going is somewhere you don't want to be...jr.

Don't you have a website to steal or "re-arrange"?

Fuck you midget

Ace must be a pimply faced nerd, whom spends all his time on the computer

zak however, dosnt give a shit if he can type or not, at least zak gets laid, you fucking pussy

[Some people never learn. Ace]

[No you didn't. Ace]

I think it's time the moderators start changing zak's inevitable "I fucked your mother" into "The Government fucked me"

Romulus thinks that Dest. need's to get a life and get a clue. Romulus thinks that it's interesting that Dest. has no clue about any of Romulu's personal thing's, other then that he uses a computer. Romulus also has other activitys to take part in.

RSC: Activities
Rom u get a fucking clue and learn how to spell u pathetic 15 yr old

Rom, get some friends... fucking lamer

The sweet sound of dumbasses calling each other dumbasses. It makes my job so much easier.

Ace, [went on yelling at him for being who he is,, yelle at him for delteing my posts, but i didnt notice the 2nd page, hahah]

ps, i emailed mauti to delte your privs and give them more responsibale, like bondo

Rom and zak refer to themselves in the third person now, lovely. Zak, you can flame me all you want, you can e-mail Mauti, I frankly don't care. If anyone else who actually can form coherent thoughts has a problem with what I'm doing, so be it. Until then, I will continue to delete your pointless vulgarities.

Didn't Bander mention a *DAMN code of ethics in regards to my profanity??

Bander..... you going to jump in on this?

Zak, I second your suggestion of me being moderator, but I object to Ace not being one.  Ace, I second your deleting of zak's useless posts.

you guys need more of a life, then to fuck with my pointless, fuckign around msgs, when theres idiots on here that really get butthurt and cuss people out on here

ace, i love you, i find it funny that you give me this much attention for such a stupid thing, heh

I had sexual intacourse wih your mother

Much better zak, was that so hard?  Except you spelled intercourse wrong.

zak you make romulus look good.

guys: zak was lost in the amazonas when he was a babie and grew up among wolves ;) so hes another *DAMN madman (of the "adults only" kind). please zak - believe me - if even i must say that ace is doing ok here so u can trust me -

and btw. i ate your sister and used your moms head for bowling (hehe)

Vulgarity and swearing makes things so much better...

Rom, comeon.

You don't think I know what a Loner like yourself does with his spare time?  I can only estimate the number of times you yank your little soldier a day...if your at that point of development yet....

I must agree with Viper...for a 15 yr old who thinks of himself as some sort of god, and one who uses all of these deep english novel quotes with an ego the size of a house, your grammer and spelling is something not even Ernest Hemingway himself would put up with.... >:(

FYI...the 3rd person view. It dosen't work for idiots...smarten up, you are no novelist, nor are you an english professor, you steal websites, your no better then anyone else....maybe worse.

I'll be waiting for your deep thought out response...

p.s. Zak had intercourse with your mother also... :o

blackhand, the day will some, when i meet you in a dark ally, and i will have intAcourse with your anal hole, im no where near gay, but i hear you are, and i'de fuck you like the beast i am

I wouldn't brag about that if I were you zak :)


Just jokin with ya ace.

ya blackhand, that would be funny, but, i just cant spell, im takign calculus in college next semester, 3 weeks?
;)

Wow zak, I might be impressed that you are taking calculus in college if I hadn't taken it as a sophmore in high school.

Well, I took calc as in I studied it in both Sophmore and Junior years in HS. (It was mixed in with other stuff) but I took College level Calc senior year in what is known as AP Calc and I got a 5 on the test which is highest score possible.  I rule.

Ace, ditto.

I'm a graphic designer...i let the computer do the math for me...

geez guys smarten up...

lol :-[

You might of taken calc ur sophomore yr but missed all of your class meetings on how to spell

If Sophmore isn't the real spelling then I'm declaring it an acceptable variation, as everyone pronounces it that way and damnit, we can spell phonetically if we want. ?Who actually says Soph-o-more. ?Viper, put the dictionary down and just roll with things.

In light of Ace's revelation below, I must change to saying Viper, pick the dictionary up and look up a word before you correct us on it.  U must b 2 coo 2 sp. words out less u correctin' us on them.

Speaking of which, I'll accept fenetic as the phonetic spelling of phonetic.

It's spelled sophmore. Ironically, you also couldn't spell out "your" fo fuck's sake. Don't waste my time.

only idiots like me and wrath are allowed to waste ace's time.

Ahem, shouldnt "spell out "your" fo fuck's sake." be "spell out "your" for fuck's sake."?  ***toon ducks down avoiding the lighting bolts*** ;)

Bastards..... "Sophomore"
Its nice Bondo that you know how to pronounce it but learn how to spell it, same with you Ace ;)

http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=Sophomore

all i was stating was that i was smart, not a geek, ace ;)
get a life man

Amen to that zak. Ace is gettin mighty cocky; you letting your little moderater power rush to your head bro; not to be mean or anything, but lay off.

(Sorry for letting my new moderator power rush to my head-Bondo)

*Bows to the Prince of Ignorance, JaggedEdge*

Welcome back your highness

Goes with bump post and tells others to read my changes to JE's post. ?Will stop abusing moderator powers soon and will delete all my worthless posts. Instead, I will just abuse small children because I get my jollies from being a bully. Ace is the first target. Small child. You think you're so intelligent. You are an ass.

bondo dude,

i will leave some posts here for u in the future that u can delete, modify or whatever ;)

so everyone: if i abuse someone here in future its BONDOs fault! (hahaha...)

and loud (or his forum droid who delivers adressed postings to him):

as far i know u CANT?T leave the GR & *DAMN community at all. its kind of brain-manipulation that makes u addicted, the only way to fight against it is to be TOTALLY stoned - but then u cant?t do anything at all, except watching the news, getting serious headace
from that crap and then - suddenly u find yourself here again. in a forum where a permanent civil-chatwar takes place (also called: the mother of all mockings, or: the one mock that will end all future mock?s, lol), in a GR where the eternal lag finds u EVERYWHERE (note to newbies: see - camping doesnt help). But - only hell knows - for some reason u love it. So: the only way to get away from HERE is: grab bondo and post, take a plane from (i recommend) jordanian air - they should be relatively save, or something very similar (to have a save flight) and come over to my flat here. i already have the cure (weed, or tea for loud) here for that GR & DAMN thing - and we could try a group theraphy all together ;)
(mauti will be hardest to "heal" - lol!)

if this doesnt help, we can go into my work and play on 6 macs with ping 0 some nice CBs before we admit: we ARE *DAMN addicted GR-bastards!

so loud: all i wanted to say was: dont loose my email addy dude. (but ask stevie - it can take a while till i respond. i promised him a "long" reply on his last kewl mail to me and i guess ... we must meet at Haci soon again and see whats left from my weed bunker there ;).
(dont tell ANYONE its in the CELLAR.)
Steve would say now: "I grabbed some ..." hehehe.

greetings *DAMN mates and friends ;)
regards and ... hey i am alliance leader in SK.
wohoooo -

NO WAY! I hate new offspring, well not hate... but compared to the old stuff its crap. Its not really punk, its more... MTV-ish, you might even call it *GASP* pop. I dont care what anyone says, there first album was awesome. So were all there albums up to americana, although conspiracy of one wasn't too bad. ahh I remember when I saw them open for greenday (greenday sucks now) way back when, those were the good old days before this crap music thats on MTV now. ok enough of my rambling.. I think I'll go roam the neighborhood.

MTV sucks.

i use to like the old offspring albums(SMASH was good.)im sick of that alternitive stuff now with all these idiots such as gorrilaz  :P

CLASSIC ROCK ALL THE WAY!!!
(aka: Beatles, Stones, Zeppelin)

I'm fairly sure that Jordanian Air doesn't fly out of any airports in CO, even the great (I mean shitty as hell) DIA. ?And I'm avoiding NY so much, I wouldn't consider going to any state that borders a state that borders NY. ?I'll just be safe here in my mid-western squareness (the state being square, not me).



Wishes GRIFT would seperate his comments with parenthetics. ?After all, I don't abuse SMALL asses like Ace's...I mean I don't ABUSE small asses...I don't abuse small ASSES...Shit, no way to make that sound good.
Oh, and you know who, sorry about deleting your post. ?Made a mistake practicing my speeling and grammer and bloodied it beyond recognition. ?I'm sure I'll get the hang of this soon.

I simply love watching little boys go about their business with other boys!

ACE ur a I hate u ur a egotistical self-rightous ass always whinin bout peep bein dumass or deleting posts or adding to posts or even mmove posts from a year back up BAH UR AN ASSSSSSSS

Show of hands, has JE hit a new low?

Egotistical? Most likely, but I just call it extreme self-confidence.

Self-righteous? Nah, I just think I'm better than everyone else because of my extreme self-confidence. (see above)

Always whining about people being dumbasses? Hardly, I don't do that nearly as often as people think. If I did, I would probably have 1065 posts by now.

Deleting posts? Only when necessary; I don't abuse my powers.

Move year old posts back up? Lay off the crack. Then try to say something coherent and logical

I'm an Ass? Didn't we go over this one already?

new low new low what Bondo? ???

[Your friendly neighborhood excess-smiley deleted. Ace]

Wow, Ace, here is a absolutely perfect specimen! "BAAAHHH UR AN ASS"...

If I wasn't so lazy, I would quote the editorial.

Another great classic thread, and of importance as it is relavant again.

Trying for 2000?

No, I just thought these were some good threads that the newbies would enjoy.  But I think I'll just recommend that everyone just go and read (not post) some of the old threads from last year.  Some great assing and general non-seriousness.

BONDO,
I noticing that *DAMN members posted all the time. What has happened to DAMN? I usually never see DAMN in GR, on the BL, their the only inactive clan(does that comply with BL rules?). I would like to see DAMN kick ass in Cbs or then just keep it alive by recruting new members. Please reply.
Your Truley,
Yup

Well, the only reason we are inactive on the BL is because Elandrion used us as an example.  One reason DAMN doesn't play much is we were an R6 clan first and foremost, when R6 lost popularity, many stopped playing.  A few switched to RS and especially zak, got some CBing done, but even that dried up.  We're getting a few back now so I think we will CB once again.  Just need time to get organized and all.