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I wanted to know what crazy things you've done at school. Personally I have:

1) Broke my gym teachers leg.
2) In earth science after doing a lab with matches me and Infection put them in our teachers purse.
3) Tried to get my French teacher to use 1337 haxor language

and so many more stupid things and I was wondering what you people have done since half of you are crazier than I am.

i once got 11 hours of detention for being a ass in my english class junior year.

the absulte meaniest thing i have ever seen was my gym teacher who had a fake leg .  One of these stupid kids was mad a came up to him and fucking kicked it like a football across the gym and the guy fell over and couldnt get up

lol it was kinda funny thow

 Pretty sad that calling your English teacher a fucking bitch didn't even make the list... All I've really done is get written up for asking the same question endlessly, ran out of class, with two of my friends, and hid in the bathroom... Thats about it.

OMG pussy alaskins ;)

First of all Typhy it was my french teacher and I called her an anerexic bitch and I'm sorry that I forgot every little thing that I have done, I'll gradually think of more retarded stuff I've done.

Oh! In french class I wrote pwn3d all over the board while she was teaching and stuck my head in a cabinet and screamed "im hiding" Infection found this quite amusing.

Two weeks ago I poured half a bottle of water down a Junior's back. (I'm only a sophomore, he's 4 times my size, and he can kick my ass) Anyway, it was in the middle of a rehearsal on the stage, with about 50 other people there (teachers and students.) he spins around, slaps the water bottle, it flies across the stage, spraying water on everyone in it's path, and comes to a stop, slow spilling out the rest of its contents onto the floor. The room goes SILENT. Everyone is just staring at it, and the Junior starts yelling out that it was me.

lol--it was fun. Oh, forgot to mention it was revenge for him spraying me with water. People say ignorance is bliss.

THEY'RE WRONG!

Revenge is bliss.  ;)

Well, in 4th grade I along with a few other guys got 1 game suspensions from our intermural league (I forget which sport it was) for getting in a bit of a fight (no blood).

I can't really detail the reasons as I don't remember most but I got sent to the principal's office about 12 times in 3rd grade.  I don't think I've ever really pissed off a teacher though, I'm always liked by my teachers.

Oh yeah, in 7th grade I got clean-up duty that took place during the end of the year fun day type thing...it really sucked, essentially it was cleaning up the whole fucking school with the morons who actually deserved to be there.  The reason I was there was because I got in a "fight" in gym class, although a better name for it would be curling up into the fetal position (sitting up fetal position that is) so as not to get my ass kicked.  I threw nary a punch but alas I got punsihed just the same.

And before you call me a wuss, I remind you I'm bisexual  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~damnr6/yabbse/YaBBImages/icon_bluh.gif) and watch figure skating.

Bondo you bisexual wuss.

*notices we have no smilie in tears, how can I properly release my sadness now* ;)

I punched a kid twice my size in the face at the end of the year, he was like shocked and just stood there and I called him a pussy and walked away. Then Infection took him to the nurse to get out of class =)

Bah you guys are being bums.  I know some of you do some crazy shit to your teachers.  Give me some good ideas.  I've done so much with Haz and my other friends I'm only gonna talk about last years Earth Science class ;D during our labs.

?Lit over 100 matches and just threw them
?Stole pairs of "special glasses" and wore them around school that we aren't supposed to take out of the classroom.
?Decided to through snowballs and put ice down my friends shirts during some stupid temperature thing.
?Then decided I would go to the back of the room while she was yelling at me about how people could slip and get hurt and slip on a puddle I made.
?Broke round glass spheres...I'm still not sure what that lab was for..just these spheres are expensive and I had to pay for them.
?Decided to take the television and move it to the back of the room, turn it around so she couldn't see it and plug it in for my personal viewing.
?Pulled random plugs out of the back of the tv during the break so she couldn't continue the movie.
?During the regents labs where you put beads down a tube and time how long they take to get to the bottom...well aparently you aren't supposed to put gum in it..
?Decided pH paper is better used for paper airplanes and shooting spit balls...
?Found shooting rubber bands at girls asses and at my friends heads extremely amusing during power point presentations.
?Thought the box of 300 colored pencils looked better 2 stories down on the ground outside...
?Had a pencil in my pants and pretended I had a boner...not sure what possed me to do this..

Well those are a few examples of the regular teacher...imagine the great subs ;D.

-Sub

?She was writing down our clothes colors and what we were wearing since nobody would tell her our names...amazingly after the break we came in with completely different clothes...
?Haz likes to turn around and spank his ass at subs when they are yelling at us.

 The sad thing is that he is proud about it....

The worst thing I did in school was during my freshman year, we were disecting a frog and we were suppose to make a slit in its stomach and I cut off its head, threw it at my teacher, and jumped out the window.  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~damnr6/yabbse/YaBBImages/rambo.gif)

Back in high school me and 2 other guys ?obtained? a master key to all the lockers ( we had about 2300 kids in that school ), so
Im sure you can guess what we did with it. We would stay after school and break into all the lockers, stealing everything form walkmans
to leather jackets, and little shit like pens, tapes, lunch tickets which we would then sell for a dollar each. Eventually though we got caught
and had to pay restitution along with having everyone find out it was us. Too bad the crowd we hung in was the one you didnt fuck with
so we never really cared.

lets see...droppin acid, smokin weed, getting a hummer in the bathroom...and writing Graffiti throughout the school, even did a full mural one night on the back of our school...top to bottom and about 50-60 feet long, now that was ownage!

Anyways, high school was like 12 years ago so i cant really remember all the shit we did, but it was a helluva good time in my life!

The worst thing I ever did in school was when I just got here from Russia. Keep in mind I was very troubled and everyone hated me because I was Russian. I had no freinds and I got jumped by the jocks because I was forign. The stunts that I did are not honorable. At one point I went into my American History class with an american flag and burned it and spit in my teachers face, turned over a couple desks and yelled Russian and English obsenities at them. I got expelled wich is what I was aiming to do.
Other than that I have got busted down on numurous protests and walkouts.
Another School I went to, my teacher sent me to the principle's office for get this. "Conduction Nazi-Communist Aggitation" in the school basketball court. That as many of you educated people will know, is that nazi-communist is an oximoron. It is like saying that you are a republican democrat. I was never really into doing practicle jokes so I never got busted for that. I got into tons of fights, some won some lost. I broke a kids arm outside of school because I called him an illiterate faggot. I dont think he knew what illetrate meant but he knew what faggot meant.

Oh, that reminds me, freshman year in my biology class I did a similar thing...only mine was that I cut class for a week so as not to have to do the disection based on ethical objections.

Cossack, I'd have to get my ass kicked by you if you called me illiterate.  ;)

i'm not gonna 'splain all the bad shite i do, but ill tell you a few.

one time in 9th grade, i was walking down the hallway and the gayest kid in the world was walking towards me (no offense bondo) and he was waving at me, so i got a running start and at full speed i gave him a diesel fist in his eye and he came off the ground and hit the floor. when i went back in class and the teacher was sending him to the nurse, she asked me what i did and all i said was 'it was an accident' and i didnt get in trouble. hehaw.

a few days ago i convinced my good friend eric to pee in a waterbottle and bring it back to me in lunch. so when he came back, i opened the waterbottle and walked past some kid and pretended to trip and dumped it all over his face. someone told him it was apple juice so he just shrugged it off. suckaaaa.

this is more funny then bad. i hooked one of the gas things up to this doofy girls backpack who looks like john lennon and turned on the gas and let it sit until the bell rang. when she put it on and went to walk out the door, everyone behind her was gagging, so i helped it out and yelled 'ew jen farted!'. it was cool.


ill probably post like ten more times in this thread.

My god bronto, does your conscience let you sleep after doing those things.  You really should think about the consequences your actions may have on others.  I mean it is one thing like Infection to do really stupid things that cost money, but when you hurt other people it goes beyond stupid to mean.

The worst thing i ever did in school was forcing bronto to give me fellatio for being such a homophobic asshole.

Err, actually I haven't really done anything to get in trouble, other than occasionally skipping class. Once in 8th grade I picked a fight with someone I thought wouldn't fight back by shoving him hard into a wall. I was shocked when he punched me in the face? my pussy ass wasn't ready to fight back. Anyway, my much bigger friend zach intervened by tackling him and repeatedly punching him in the face, giving him a bloody nose and two black eyes. So I guess having friends is valuable.

well, let's see here

i went to a podunk town where it wasnt easy to find a good spot to make trouble.  most people would give up there and say they didnt do a whole lot. well, i'm not most people. i [bb]installed[/b] a place to make trouble.  for a boy scout project i helped install a mac lab for the tec ed department. the teacherdidntt know a whole lot about macs, and neither did the technology coordinator, so that job unnoficially fell to me.

let's just say that making trouble was easier than taking candy from a baby.
here's a short list.
used background printing to print a obcenly long explictive filled document about half way into a class that would occur in 2 days, and then delete original file
set the default webbrowser home page to porn sites
etc.
etc.

but the best plan i had was that i got a copy of a vnc program, installed that on the server and used  a keystroke trapper to get the admin password. i was able to outright ASK for the server's ip addy and would have had complete controll of the mac lab at all hours of the day from home(this was goibng to be fun because seniors get out of school early) there wew even some people on my 'fuck over' list who strongly needed payback (a few bullys and one kid who fucked one of my programs over in programming class) their final projects were slated to have been misplaced...

unfortunatly they upgraded to x server  and changed the ip addy before i could put that last part into motion. but i could guarentee that at least 4 ppl wouldnt have graduated if they hadn't...

- during lunchbreak a few times, went out to bench around the corner in a park, got stoned, and laughed our asses off at the boring teachers.
- unscrewed the lights of the overhead projectors in every class.
- made the computer set up to use the beamer play a porn movie during a school play.
- in grade school, stuffed a kids' backpack into the sewer.
during science class one time, we were supposed to heat some liquid (water mb) in a test tube over a bunsen burner. We filled the test tube with aceton, this resulted in a 2 metre long flame which singed the hair of one, and the sweater of another friend.

lol i think im evil. like no one even laughed at my post lol. i like cossacks stuff. cossack pwns. i have to add him to my favorite peoples list in that other post

you guys are noobs.

during my high school career:
salted and bleached a dollar sign in the outfield of the schools precious baseball field
got people to light simultaneous trashcan fires in the school restrooms and got the whole school out of 30 minutes of class while we waited on the firetrucks ;)
spray painted the auto garage and school walls with "SWJC" (southwest JEWISH cholos, joke gang)
flooded the cafeteria, which involved breaking the humongo air conditioning unit
got together with some pals and paid a guy to eat frog gonads and formaldehyded oysters during biology freshman year :-)
climbed in through a first story window and took alg II teachers laptop so he wouldnt be able to put out grades.

funny things i have witnessed:
while making a liquid similar in compostion to wine, a guy asked the teacher if he could drink the stuff. the teacher says "yeah, if you wanna throw up" and the guy drinks it. teacher gets pissed, forgets about it the next day.
a guy (same guy who ate the frog parts) gets up during geometry in an extremely drugged up state, takes a plant off the teachers desk, puts in on the ground, unzips his fly and takes a piss on it. Sits back down, the teacher was so occupied he never even noticed.

by the way, i remind you i still have quite a while to accomplish even worse deeds. im already planning my next misdeed. i live for evil doing.

Omg snipe, u know cole grosner from ur school?  He bought one of those watches with a tv remote control on it.  Anyways, there was this REALLY annoying subsitute teacher who we called the "skunk" (she had a white strip in her hair and smelled like SH*T!), she was trying to play a video and he kept fastforwarding it and stopping it and stuff.  We also threw stuff like chicken nuggets at the lunch ladies and stuffed them under the lunch ladies' doors to the kitchen.

omg, thats terrible. I do evil things to the evil deserving system and the spoiled masses, but goddamn, i never do mean things to LUNCH LADIES. thats just wrong. while i do evil mischief in my free time, i devote alot of my time to doing community service projects, i guess to balance it all out. dont be a bastard.

lmao terrorizing lunch ladies. i havnt laughed so hard. my friend threw a ham and cheese right in this retarded lunchladys face, who drools white stuff, and it splatted all over. he threw it so hard i almost died from laughing.

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lol infect, i remember that earth science class........ that was fun.......
listening to that other teacher whine about the gum during the regents was painful though......

apparently at my school, ur not supposed to walk in, and then try to go back outside before school actually starts, i pretty much got a referral for doing that
That and i cut gym by falling asleep in the library coz they have soft comfy chairs that u like sink into. lol that was not helped by the fact that i had absolutely NO sleep the night b4

i dont know what i'm more suprised at, the fact that people seem to think that getting stoned during school is some earth shattering act, or that nobody cares that 90% of what were telling each other is a serious crime

Brain, you missed my post where I was quite shocked  :o

I've just given up on scolding them.

hey look im doing a minor one right now
-->> online games, forums, and chats are not allowed on school computers

omfg i just found the funniest thing in my schools system > u can log on to any comp here by using user:Guest and no pw and have normal user privelages (internet)

ok - I punched this kid way bigger than me punched him in the eyes nailed him in the stomach, kneeded him in the head.

ok - Went up to my teacher and said - ur a dumbass and you dont know how to teach right.

Matt, did that kid and his buddies kick the shit out of u after that?
and...why?

Nah they didnt kill me after that, i just took a shortcut home and lost em everyday, they forgot about it now, they pissed me badly.

hehehehe Run away mattster. First of all confront your bullies. There mostly pussys who have never been stood up to.

-SK

I didn't do my homework last week, then I told my teacher I didn't and she said it didn't matter... I cried happy tears for hours afterwards. That was the happiest day of my life, and the worst thing I've ever done in school (college).

Heh. I'm one of them "good kids" at school..
Hrmm..

Once there was a van parked out in the dirt property of our school.. I threw a rather large rock, it missed its target and hit the window... Uuuuh, once the teacher orderred everyone out of the room when he went to the bathroom, and as soon as he saiod that I hid under a desk... waited for him to leave and openned the door for the whole class (It was like 110 degrees!)... I put in saving private ryan in the teachers mid lecture... and he actually decided "ooh this is the good part"... so we watched that the whole period... One of the VP's was coming to see a friend of mine who's in some... illegal buisness, so my friend handed me some money asking me to hold it... and i took it... I got elected for best eyes in the senior class and didn't vote for myself... Gave up my part in office of a club for a hot girl... See, I'm lame!

Heh that's about it... Geeez I'm a noob!

Ben

yah ben we have alrdy realized that

btw i didnt get the last part gave up your wha!?

Heh, I could have been an officer (VP at Friday Night Live) but a hot girl wanted it so I resigned my spot :)

Ben

Can't say I have done anything, but my brother's friend made a sign that said "Bong hits for Jesus". When the Olympic Torch came by the high school, he held it up. He got suspended and took it to court because he wasn't actually at school that day and it was on the other side of the road. It was pretty funny.


Oh, and friend of mine said "Fuck you, I'm on fucking fire" to a teacher, and then locked himself in the bathroom!

Another person went on rage and attacked my friend, they kicked the shit out of him, one of my friends slammed his head into a locker, the other kid was like the biggest kid in the whole school for 6th grade, he punched him in the gut and the kid fell over crying, it was funny as hell. I laughed my head off! this kid hade major problems, he was kinda cool when he wasn't going on rage o and he was little very little.  :)

He'll win his suit. Not on school grounds... The problem with this though, is... He was well enough to go out and hold out that sign, what was his reason for ditching school? (illegal)

Ben

I think I'm hanging out with the wrong forum crowd here, you guys are crazy.

Ahh Vip, I wub you you trumpet playing cisco taking physics owning mom hugging bastard!

Ben