*DAMN R6 Forum

ok, here we have part 3 of my multi thread master plan to take over the forums
MUAHAHHHHH
oh wait did i say that out loud?

um...
anyway, i have been accused of having no life other than that on the forums, and i would like to set the record straight that i DO have a REAL life
also if bondo, or anyone else who has been accused of not having a life would like to join in feel free
so basically i want to hear what you people do outside of rs and this forum

now, to those who say i have no life, here is waht i do when i'm not actually on the forums
1 i am a 1 degree black belt in kyuki-do and i help my parents run our dojang (school) they are both 3rd dans, and my sister is a second dan(the reason she is a higher rank i'll cover later) i am currently working on my second dan and will test in august
2 i water ski, i do slalom, wakeboarding (not very good at it) and barefooting
3 i snow ski
4i also did boy scouts up untill i was 18, and, instead of working on my second degree, i earned my eagle scout award instead
5 i golf(i suck, but i can golf)

now does that sound like no life to you?

yes golf sucks

Hard to believe, but heh, you can't help it. The thing is, when do you find the appropriate time to actually do these things? I know I can't.

Doing a lot of things isn't the only test....

Do you have any friends ?

Because when you do them, I'd say that's the life ;)

I'll still say that you've got no life. Perhaps if you would limit your posting to only  when it is the slightest big nesscessary, oh wait, that would eliminate all of your posts.  :)

fuck you, typhy
;)

Well outside of school I spend my time on diverse activities such as reading, watching movies, playing and reviewing video games for the site I work at, posting at three forums, two newsgroups and chatting on GR with the occasional Mac game played.

About friends...I don't suppose you are counting friends online?  Well, there is my best friend since I was 5...yep, that's about it, I don't have the time for more friends what with the school and all the other stuff.

    Well, I've got no life. Yup, none at all. School and games, that's just about it. Fear my suck.  ;D

I guess I am a pretty active person in a pretty active city. I love to Mountain Bike and I love to Paintball. But what I love most is Swimming with women! I swim everywhere. I suck at running, but I outswim most everyone. God I love swimming. Hell I swim in the river! Even if I see shit floating by. When I was drunk I swam in a flooding stream. I would do paintball more often but it hits the pocketbook kinda hard. Not to mention a Russian is always very popular. I got freinds or as we call each other "comrades" (a way they poke fun of me) from all over the fucking globe. My best freind is from Santiago, Chile. Hell weve done everything together for the past 10 years. Other comrades of mine come from Germany Pakistan Mexico China Japan and Korea, not to mention a few Texans. WE ARE THE FUCKING U.N.!
Please send me money. I am UNICEF.

I understand Brain.  You are cool just like me.  I mean, we both have or Eagle scouts!

Now a little more about me...

My best friend's name is blackhand.  He  doesn't like me, but I still go into his house uninvited to use his bandwidth.

I'm awfully shy with the "ladies."  I think that I'm playing "hard to get" and the girls will come to me... but that doesn't seem to be likely, as I wet my pants multiple times a day.

I tried to be gay for a stint... but it seems the guys are turned off by the same pants-wetting propensity of mine.

I have 2 friends online their names are wrathy and loudnotes.  I send wrathy manga, because I have nothing else to spend my allowence on.  I would send Loudnotes gifts too, but he never gave me  an address for fear of "stalkings" or some such nonesense.  Well, no matter, he's dead to me now.

Satisfied Loudnotes?  I have friends.  One of them is you!  I'm cool, I 1337, I know it... ::dances the robot::

Great, now they'll try to set us up on a date.

You're damn right. The best time you spend is easily at school with friends. You gotta think, what would you do without them?

o geez , you have a life now?

Mort's cool though - he's like my role model for my future collegiate life.  Errr...well, actually not.  But still...he does have a great sense of humor.

Unfortunately my parents don't, which is the other part of the lack of address.  Although I do have a right to be a little scared - wrath already tracked down my real name and city  :o

But uh...it's actually that I metamorphed into someone with a life sometime last year.  Oh well...these things happen.  But I do expect to be around to celebrate the janitors 10-year reunion.  Online of course.  Not in person  ;)

10 year reunior lol thats great Loudnotes

Well, I'll double post here to keep up with Brain a little bit.

First - I started Scouts a year ago Monday.  I am a little slow because I've been busy otherwise, but I should have first class in a month or two.  Almost everyone else my age in the troop is already out of the patrols and working in the youth staff.  Damn.

Second - I can't believe you people missed my subtle hint at the true "life"



Hmm....friends that you "do"....

Yup...there's my juvenile humor for you...anyway...by that standard I don't have a life *yet*...but we'll see

Dumbass Sk - you posted while I was busy typing my double-post

And not only that, you called me BONDO!  AAAAAH!  The horror, the ignominy, the shame!  Fie on thee!

loud what are u talking about i never called u bondo

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dumdidum

christ SK, lately, you have been a bigger forum whore than Brain and Bondo...looking at the list of topics in the GG, you posted in the last 10. It is very irritating to see *DAMN SIlent Killer listed 11 times in a row. ?;)

it is irratating?? WTF

so what if it says my name 10 times its a cute name

anyway all my forum posts own

p()Wn!!!111

Grrr...

Well...I saw it.  So there.

Now now, at least I have longevity.

u didnt c anything loud it was your messed mind

i'd like to think that my posts have more substance than sk's, or at least a point

stop making fun of my posts their fine! 8)

how could u say such a think

*DAMN Silent Killer Kills Brain

Well, I had to go a long way back for this one, but I had to make it special...this is post 500 for me (most of it not forum whoring like bondo or brain). But loudnotes, I guess that I am falling into the same trap that you talk of.

I doubt that, SK. Deeply.

Way to go psyco! ?Although 501 is the one that gets you the coveted freaks title.

And as you notice, I'm still here...but during the school year I won't be around much.

And use those powers anyway - there are about 4 threads active right now that the forum would benefit from losing. ?Plus it would drop SK's count by about 50 since he has double and triple posted in each numerous times.

Just a note, if you delete a thread, the people who posted in it don't lose off of their post count, the only thing that does that is deleting a specific post.

Also, I like to think I've been less of a forum whore than Brain.  Certainly my words per post is much higher.  I think I probably have the same number of poor quality posts as both Brain and SK...only I have 1700, Brain has 900, and SK has 200 ;)

congrats sin, you have now confirmed what we all knew

SK, ever heard up of this advanced theory of rounding, you know where you make nice even numbers out of less even numbers because having the specific numbers isn't needed, accurate, or possible.

i dont think that they have that at his grade bondo. you may want to explain further

btw sk, did you see me complaining? nooooo, and he shorted me 30 some odd posts ;)

Your posts are all spam in quest for your "ultimate post count".  That is a KNOWN fact.  You even thought it would be cool to jump in on other people's conversations and side with them against me as if you had a reason or had ever talked to me.  Well, you've talked to me now and it was extrememly unpleasant on the level of immaturity you carry.  It is sad that you carry *DAMN by your name and act like such an asshole.  I personally know just about every active member of *DAMN and have had great conversations and gameplay with all of them.  So for you to come in and start posting in these forums against me as if I've ever interacted with your stupid ass, it is extremely unnecessary, stereotypical, and probably the stupidest thing you can do or have done.  I play the game, entered a tournament (BL & The recent one), and don't need you coming in to disrespect me because you feel the need or attention from others.  You now go on my ignore list on GR and don't expect I will let you mouth off to me. >:(  

A behavior like yours against me is what makes me snap.  But just as I snap, I let you go and let you be, only to leave on your mind the response you got from all your unneccessary behavior against me.  

As I proceed, I leave your kind behind...

LoL Sin good job. ?

Yes, unfortunately it was Grifter and I who made 500 a difficult number to reach...so there is no one to give Sin a hard time unless Ace is up for it.

On the other hand, I'm sure Sin has some posts in the BL forum that could use trimming ;).

Yes Bondo that's who I thought it was and that's why I was saying it wasn't going to happen. ?But it looks like Ace took care of some posts in GG and/or you did in the Battle League for he is at 499. ?Can't wait until he comes on and sees this. ?Let's see what he does with his moderator powers! ?(I find this amusing but had nothing to do with it.)

And Ace thanks for changing my above post you ass.  I'll just leave it because I don't remember what I wrote and I was obviously wrong about who it would happen to.  ASS! ;)

Sin, it was Ace...If I see my precious 1670 post count diminish it'll be war ;).  My goal now is to get to 2002 posts and then post one per year.

so, bondo was that you or grifter who tried to clown me when i reached 500?

(thank god for screenshots)

I think that was the GG moderator's task force...actually, I think I had already ceased to be a GG moderator when you hit 500...that is how fast you've been posting.

My only objections to Brain's posts, are:

1.) He doesn't punciate etc, this is a forum, you've got time to post, go ahead and make them look good.

2.) I've never seen Brain make a long post, their all about 2 sentences, thats okay for somthings, however, when you have a lot to say, say everything that you think that you will want to, in one post.  

-Typhy

Bastard Ace...I have to take this where my posts are invincible - the RS FAQ! Muahahahhahahahahahaha.

ok, in response to point 1; yes, i do punctuate, i just tend to forget the occasional period or aphostrophie(often, i forget to capitalize as well). if you want an example of non punctuation, look at one of nixons posts. no punctuation, no returns, and IMO harder than hell to read because of it.

in response to point 2; i would like to point out ?that i have made a few multi-sentance posts in the 900 i already have. granted, they in no way come close to your 3 post essay on the american league or grifter's 2 post dissortations, but i have made long posts in the past. I point to the first post in 'my what's in a name' thread and, if i remember correctly, the first post in the 'unconstitutional' thread was fairly long as well, most definatly over 2 sentances.

you see, i can make a long detailed post if i wan't to, but i mainly post in the few spare moments i have between tasks, and am often rushed to get the whole idea out.

and finally to quote bondo,"why use 50 words when 10 will do?"

OMG!  Bondo you're right!

Last night I made a thread in the suggestions forum and posted 3 times.  That brought my post count up to 750 - and when I deleted the thread - IT STAYED AT 750!

The moderators post-count upping trick has been revealed!  If I ever feel like wasting time...perhaps I will up mine a couple hundred....muahahahahahah!

Only if it's ok with you Mauti  ;)

Cough...no comment as to how I discovered that...cough.

As to the quote of mine that Brain put...damn I'm pithy ;).