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Title: What Sexuality are you? Post by: theN00b on July 23, 2002, 09:22:05 pm As long as we are revealing things about eachother like names authors and ages how bout this. This is just a joke thread reply what you want. We all know what Bondo is ;)
Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: Mr. Lothario on July 23, 2002, 09:52:04 pm I'm asexual. I reproduce by mitosis. Given the geometric rate of population increase through mitosis, coupled with the lack of any predators for my species, soon my offspring and I shall overrun the earth and make you all our slaves.
Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: Bondo on July 23, 2002, 11:12:19 pm Well, if we are just joking around...I'm heterosexual.
Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: Precious_Roy on July 23, 2002, 11:56:52 pm And the same goes for me. Not ony that, I'm a woman! Bondo... you and I could reproduce, making little forum babies!
So, uh... let's start off slow Bondon... wanna cyber? Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: Brain on July 24, 2002, 12:11:13 am omg, think of it, long winded, intelligent, persistant, forum whoring bastards with massive post counts!!!
stop the madness! sombody stop the madness! *Brain.Grift runs away screaming in terror* Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: Destructo on July 24, 2002, 12:30:16 am i bang chicks
Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: .vooDoo. on July 24, 2002, 12:45:58 am Quote And the same goes for me. ?Not ony that, I'm a woman! really??????, so who here in these forums are women, girls, opposite sex of male. Im just curious and think that it would be cool to know how many girls are out there playin rs and what not. oh, and btw to stay on topic, pimpin aint easy!!! Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: Geek USA on July 24, 2002, 01:38:34 am dest goes
Quote i bang chicks were you being silly too? Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: †FiRE Infection on July 24, 2002, 11:15:35 am Quote dest goes were you being silly too? LoL Geek! I am female and I bang chicks. Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: *DAMN Silent Killer on July 24, 2002, 11:35:41 am i think bondo should reproduce forum babys than mb they would have a chance with a life
=P Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: †FiRE Infection on July 24, 2002, 11:39:23 am Quote I am female and I bang chicks. Oh uh I mean....male and I bang chicks. I get a little confused sometimes. ;D Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: *DAMN Silent Killer on July 24, 2002, 11:52:20 am stupid infection always so confuzed
Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: jn.loudnotes on July 24, 2002, 12:12:17 pm I think everyone here is either male or unsure....
And I personally prefer girls to immature barnyard animals (chicks) I would launch into a rant about the stupidity about the term...but suffice it to say that I don't know any girls that like being called a chick. But I guess with the ones dest goes after it doesn't really matter if they like you personally or not ;) Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: *DAMN Silent Killer on July 24, 2002, 12:19:16 pm yah i think dest likes 90 year old foogies
Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: Mr. Lothario on July 24, 2002, 01:17:41 pm Nah, the 90 year-old fogies won't have him. Fortunately, he's discovered that inflatable women don't mind being called chicks, and are easy to get drunk.
Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: *DAMN Silent Killer on July 24, 2002, 01:29:17 pm are u telling me he has sex with druken blow up dolls??
Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: PsYcO aSsAsSiN on July 24, 2002, 01:43:32 pm technically it is 'chic' and not 'chick'...at least that is how my gf and 20 of her friends say it is spelled.
SK: How the hell would a blow up doll be drunk? Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: Mr. Lothario on July 24, 2002, 01:48:34 pm He has sex with drunken blow-up dolls, yes. At least it's consensual.
Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: MacMan on July 24, 2002, 02:02:48 pm I'm a male regular heterosexual. Those are rare these days.
and, uhm, the one woman i'm sure about on these forums is cookie. and we ALL WUB cookie! :D Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: *DAMN Silent Killer on July 24, 2002, 04:07:23 pm Quote ? ? Nah, the 90 year-old fogies won't have him. Fortunately, he's discovered that inflatable women don't mind being called chicks, and are easy to get drunk. i didnt say it HE DID Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: theN00b on July 24, 2002, 11:09:48 pm I bang chics too. I am also a felinesexual .
Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: WeaSelFlinK on July 25, 2002, 07:55:15 am Quote I am also a felinesexual . Does that mean you bang cats and stuff? Bah. Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: Brain on July 25, 2002, 11:00:49 am mb he just likes his pussy petted. ;D
Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: cookie on July 25, 2002, 11:23:00 am Quote I'm a male regular heterosexual. Those are rare these days. and, uhm, the one woman i'm sure about on these forums is cookie. and we ALL WUB cookie! ?:D yes, those are rare these days. I mean dear god, you hardly find any regular males these days much less regular heterosexual males. and heh, if only i was wubbed by all but this is just not the case ;D Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: WeaSelFlinK on July 25, 2002, 12:24:04 pm Quote mb he just likes his pussy petted. ;D What if it doesn't have any hair? Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: Bondo on July 25, 2002, 12:42:38 pm Quote What if it doesn't have any hair? All the better. Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: *DAMN Silent Killer on July 25, 2002, 01:17:39 pm having sex with a animal is "sodomy"
or A "sodimizer" yucky stufff eh? Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: WeaSelFlinK on July 25, 2002, 01:21:57 pm Quote All the better. Bondo you ol' perv. ;) Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: Brain on July 25, 2002, 01:32:22 pm Quote having sex with a animal is "sodomy" or A "sodimizer" yucky stufff eh? Actually, I think sex with animals is bestiality. I think sodomy is sex in the ass But, since I have no experience with either of these practices, I don?t know for sure Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: kos.viper on July 25, 2002, 02:02:22 pm Well I like the old crusty 70 year old males like Nomad and Dest. They're sexy
Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: *DAMN Silent Killer on July 25, 2002, 03:27:14 pm Quote Actually, I think sex with animals is bestiality. it might b but its also sodom Quote I think sodomy is sex in the ass Sodom=Sex In Ass, Sex in Mouth, SeX with animals Quote But, since I have no experience with either of these im not sure sure u dont.... Quote I only have sex with old fogies like dest, I love the old women and there saggy tits and pussy yumyumyum i love it alot so hot want to tuch the hinee ok dude thats just wrong plz dont post like that ever again Silent killer Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: Bondo on July 25, 2002, 04:42:26 pm SK, if someone's tastes are for the elderly, who are we to have problem with that...
As to the Sodomy debate, I actually had the same with SK on GR a few nights ago. He is true that the verbal definition of sodomy would include sex with animals as sodomy is any sexual act seen as abnormal (not intercorse). The legal definition of sodomy though is limited to anal sex. ?Beastiality like Brain said is the specific term for sex with animals. ?Then there is fellatio and cunnilingus but we'll save those for another day in sex ed. Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: Brain on July 25, 2002, 05:10:39 pm Ok, listen up bitch and listen good. I can take being mocked from many people, but you just crossed the line. If it intelligent and witty, it's fine, if it's scathing, it's fine. If there is even one ounce of intelligent thought in the remark, it's fine, but YOU have to go and change a quote in order to come up with some halfwit retort?
Didn?t these 2 page posts on the other 2 threads bash the concept of maturity into your thick skull, or is your brain just too primitive to understand such an advanced concept? At this point, I?m very apt to believe the latter, because I refuse to believe that ANY school system in any country would allow a bonehead such as you pass kindergarten. Hell, you?d think that by 14 he?d have a better grasp of the language from simple cultural immersion! Learn the language, then maybe we can engage in a battle of wits, it?s no fun when my opponent is unarmed. Now, why don?t you go think about while you go service the neighborhood dogs Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: Destructo on July 25, 2002, 05:59:58 pm Well, it looks to me that the ppl who keep responding to this post is 1 of these 2 things:
1) Gay 2) Gay thank you. lol Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: Bondo on July 25, 2002, 07:25:32 pm Yeah...is this threat getting really bi or is it just me ;)
Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: Mr. Lothario on July 25, 2002, 08:57:01 pm Quote Yeah...is this threat getting really bi or is it just me ;) A bi threat? Would that be like, "I'll chug a beer and beat the crap out of you, then we'll redecorate your living room!" Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: Bondo on July 25, 2002, 09:48:05 pm Actually I was just expecting someone to say it is just me but if you want me to redecorate your living room I'd be up for it.
Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: Mr. Lothario on July 25, 2002, 10:05:02 pm Well, I do need new drapes...
Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: Precious_Roy on July 25, 2002, 11:44:59 pm Quote He is true that the verbal definition of sodomy would include sex with animals as sodomy is any sexual act seen as abnormal (not intercorse). The legal definition of sodomy though is limited to anal sex. ?Beastiality like Brain said is the specific term for sex with animals. ?Then there is fellatio and cunnilingus but we'll save those for another day in sex ed. You are slightly off Bondo. You are correct about the true definition of sodomy. However the legal definition includes both anal and oral sex. Any abnormal penetration on a human. gay rights people want those laws off the books, but even in the most liberal states like Massachusetts and Maryland it hasn't been done because it is often the only way to prosocute child molesters and certain other sex offenders. As for bestiality, I leave that topic to Brain. He seems well versed. Fellatio... cunnilingus... well, i know I'm a fan, but since the subject was broached, you can cover that in your sex ed class. As for me, i'm all over the age of consent laws. (I checked em out once cause I was 18... and I had this friend who was 15...) But that's all well behind us. Anyway, did you know that in certain states, the age of consent is 18 if you are a vigin, 13 if you arn't? Talk about fucked up puritannical values... Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: Bondo on July 26, 2002, 02:22:03 am Well, if I could make the laws it would be...as long as you aren't related by blood within a few links or are 14 and under, anything consensual is ok. All you have to do to tell that statutory rape is a stupid law is to look at the name, it is rape because it is a statute, not because it was rape.
Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: *NADS Lo$eMoney on July 26, 2002, 04:56:23 am Hmmmmmm
I see people on this forum like em young and ruff (well maybe not ruff but definately young) :o Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: Mr. Lothario on July 26, 2002, 06:32:33 am Bondo, I'm with you on that one. Let consenting adults do what they damn well please.
Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: *DAMN Silent Killer on July 26, 2002, 01:59:14 pm brain u know i was just kidding right
sheesh learn to take a joke man SK Title: Re: What Sexuality are you? Post by: Brain on July 26, 2002, 03:07:14 pm Ok, I understand that now, but when I read the forums, your little jab at me was the straw that broke the camel's back. I have alot of things going on and yesterday was a lot more hetic than most.
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