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Title: Cheesy play by play account of SWAT vs MI6
Post by: jn.wrath on August 24, 2001, 04:39:56 pm
IT started out, Matt hosted a game called "SWAT wants to CB. 4v4. Grow some balls, clans." MI6 came in and declared that they wanted to battle, we greedily took up their offer of a 3v3 battle.

The first lag test on Matt's host was a shutout by SWAT, no deaths, only kills. A slaughter.

Then came the real action, the first real game on Bunkers. Civ and Matt rushed them, Matt down the middle and Civ on the left side. Wrath bravely sniped from the left pillbox. Two MI6 fell immediately, the surviving one entrenched himself inside a pillbox where he was ass-hauled out by Civ and Matt, who then proceeded to beat him to death.

The second game went almost identicalley to the first two, so there is nothing to report.

The third, and final round on Bunkers started out with Civ and Matt sniping and Wrath rushing. The first MI6 fell hard and the other two disappeared off the map, only to surface again.. BOTH STANDING IN THE ENTRANCE TO A PILLBOX! Wrath bravely charged them with his MP5A4, and downed one before they pulled him down.. fighting to the end. Civ and Matt proceeded to slaughter the remaining camper.

Then the map was switch dramatically to Old Train Tracks, where Matt and Civ proceeded to snipe their way to victory, while Wrath couragously fought the lag of the map.

The 5th and final game on Matt's host ended with a repeat of Old Train Tracks, this time, however, Wrath sniped his way to one kill and Civeron did the rest.

Then.. there was a long pause between hosts as MI6 deliberated as to who would host.. they chose Joel, who claimed to have cable, and yet his ping was in the 56kers range?

SWAT entered the game to discover it was set up for co-op and Joel did not *want* to switch to Adversarial. He was overheard saying "i am so tired of adv"

Finally, after Joel started the game and managed to suspend the startup sequence, the game type was switch to Adversarial, the map being Chalet Fall, SWAT's flagship map. Guardhouse/Living Room was the chosen insertion and the host refused to change it to random. SWAT, with daring, chose the blue side, to defend the guardhouse, while MI6, took the easy side of gold.

A ferocious lag test insued in which SWAT, sustaining only minor injuries, was victorious over MI6.

The game point drew nigh, and random insertions were selected. It was Guardhouse/Living Room once again and SWAT was destined for victory.

Wrath headed up the charge to the house, taking out a sniper as soon as he stepped inside the porch door. Flipping around, he spotted someone sitting right inside the door, took him out, reloaded then sought the final MI6. Wrath ducked outside to head down the slope, and was immediately bombarded by bullets coming from behind him. Turning around and sidestepping at the same time, he managed to avoid the others that came his way and planted 5 gold 9mm bullets into the heart of that MI6. Civeron and Wrath rushed to his still twitching body and proceeded to hump it.

The final score was a triumphant 6-0, SWAT.


Title: Re: Cheesy play by play account of SWAT vs MI6
Post by: Matt on August 24, 2001, 05:33:08 pm
Nicely done Wrath, but I'd like to thank MI6 for actually having the balls to CB us in the first place. Anyone else wanna CB us? Bring it.


Title: Re: Cheesy play by play account of SWAT vs MI6
Post by: Grifter on August 24, 2001, 05:44:43 pm
Way to go SWAT.  I'm sure it was harder on Matt and Civ, having to pull the dead weight of Wrath along.. oh, and getting TK'd a couple of times.

Way to go Civ and Matt!


Title: Re: Cheesy play by play account of SWAT vs MI6
Post by: KoS Ultimo on August 24, 2001, 05:50:46 pm
Hey Matt, you know we have the balls to cb you, even the other night we challenged you and you couldn't, sometimes it isnt about balls, but also about timing. ?8)


Title: Re: Cheesy play by play account of SWAT vs MI6
Post by: PsYcO aSsAsSiN on August 24, 2001, 06:37:52 pm
I quite frankly am surprised that they stood up and battled you, I have only ggotten run around from them. LoL grift, that wasnt nice  ;). BTW, did MI6 ever signup for the league? I see a MI-5 but no MI6...

??? ??? ??? ??? ???


Title: Re: Cheesy play by play account of SWAT vs MI6
Post by: Matt on August 24, 2001, 07:24:36 pm
I think they are, maybe someone made a mistake and said MI5... who knows. Ult, we'll CB you, I didnt say KoS didn't have the balls. As a matter of fact I am glad there are some good clans out there like KoS to CB.

Oh, and SWAT just CBed Dr. a real one this time, the score was 6-0-1 I dont think we can call that a shutout... can we? I probably won't have screenshots posted on the site until I get back, but should I send them into Mauti?


Title: Re: Cheesy play by play account of SWAT vs MI6
Post by: SiGmA_X on August 25, 2001, 01:25:36 am
?SWAT? We will battle you in about a week (or as soon as I am allowed to play again...)

Romulus


Title: Re: Cheesy play by play account of SWAT vs MI6
Post by: Grifter on August 27, 2001, 10:16:32 pm
Ok Rom.

Wed, Aug 29th.  10pm EST.  We'll be there.  Will you?  And how many you want?  5 v 5?  4 v 4?

Time to put up.


Title: We Will Fight U SWAT
Post by: KoS Viper on September 03, 2001, 06:28:25 pm
KoS will show u who has balls Matt we will slaugther u

Viper

::) :P


Title: Re: Cheesy play by play account of SWAT vs MI6
Post by: Matt on September 03, 2001, 06:33:03 pm
dont get too cocky now... we'll cb, hopefully we can pull a 4 vs 4 or 5 vs 5 even, i love those big cb's