*DAMN R6 Forum

*DAMN R6 Community => *DAMN Battle League(*DBL) => Topic started by: Flies on September 03, 2003, 02:15:27 pm



Title: Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: Flies on September 03, 2003, 02:15:27 pm
 ::applause::


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: .::|N| DIESEL on September 03, 2003, 02:21:17 pm
Allow me to make the first suggestion here.  From a pervious conversation with one of your members in this "new" clan, I feel that a clan name is well deserved based on factual "recorded" evidence on netfone.  

This new name is:

"The cup-shitters?"  :o

Note:  For my winning prize, I will very much enjoy a all expenses paid trip to Joka's little village he calls home...    ;D


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: PLOPje on September 03, 2003, 02:55:20 pm
ha so that was the thing you guys were after with that new  noob clan shit
some suggestions from me
[IGL] : intergalacticlosers
[WP] : Wildpigs


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: Toxic::Joka on September 03, 2003, 04:36:30 pm
L0LLL diesel  ;D ;D ;D

To enlighten those who didnt understand it: in finland those who work within the food industry has to shit in a cup b4 they are allowed to start working, we were talking about why i dont start working in the local Mcdonalds...The reasons were that it is 2km away and i dont like the idea of shitting in a cup with a diameter of 5cm. And diesel found this to be very funny  :)

Well, il bet my right testicle that we have less food poisoning in finland than in usa...up for the challenge D?  ;D

As for the price...Maybe...maybe...  ;D


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: BTs_Lee.Harvey on September 03, 2003, 04:42:07 pm
OK 2 sugestions....
{TB}-        Tea Baggers      j/k
or just keep the [ ! ] and just call yor selves "The Noobies" or "The Clan"


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: .::|N| DIESEL on September 03, 2003, 05:01:32 pm
Sure J, Im always up for a challenge.  In to second that, I recently read somewhere that there was a problem with Pepsi being distrubuted in Europe for high levels of pestisides.

Is this true?  Also, if im not mistakin didnt Mad Cow Disease floursih in Europe and then spread to the States?

hmm.. I think im gonna win this one! ;D


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: Dutchy on September 03, 2003, 05:48:16 pm
Hmmmm.... [M] - Mad Cows .....interesting.

*Dutchman making notes*


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: .::|N| DIESEL on September 03, 2003, 06:13:35 pm
omg flies.. LOL  ;D


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: PLOPje on September 03, 2003, 06:34:41 pm
what of the good old ?V? :Viagra
or -WC- :Wheelchairs
or DnB: Deaf 'n Blind
or 4" : I think that speaks for itsself
or TOK : dont know where it stands for but it sounds good he  :D
or PP :pretty pengiuns
or DP : Dildo power
or SB : spaghetti bastards
or G500B : Gime 500 buck( and I let you alive)
yaya I want to win the price ;D


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: .::|N|SOC on September 03, 2003, 07:16:41 pm
howsabout:

.eEc.  

excrement-Eurostyle-cuppa

kind of derivative, I'll admit, so I'll share the prize with D

oh wait, there is no prize.


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: .::|N| DIESEL on September 03, 2003, 08:11:07 pm
Plop-

By the looks of your clan names... i think i will be winning the prize... ;)


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: Toxic::Joka on September 03, 2003, 08:20:52 pm
O m G... :o

Are we the only ones that test the ppl that touch your food??

Diesel by food poisoning i mean bad food that gets in the consumers mouth. Not a big epidemic that happened in merry old england  ;)
And even there very little if none ended up in someones mouth.

Now if you truly do nothing to test those ppl....then yes, by simple logic you WILL have more food poisoning (I have no education in this field so i might be totally wrong, but i pretty confident that im right ;) )

You cand send that cut off testicle to my village  ;)

harrrr all these blinky eyes are making me...blink my eyes  ;D

Glad to hear that flies, i could send you a cup full of shit, but I still dont like the idea of trying to hit a small cup, its very tricky....


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: [TRIBE]Meatwagon on September 03, 2003, 08:42:55 pm
[DPP]- Donkey Punch Patrol.  

Donkey Punch is a very disturbing sexual manuever that we here neither condone or have ever attempted. This is where, during doggystyle sexual activity, the man punches his partner as hard as he can in the back of the skull right before he reaches climax. This causes her to convulse and tighten every cavity. The man then holds on for the best orgasm of his life. Unfortunately this manuever is not at all pleasurable for the female partner But hey who fucking cares right guys?


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: bronto on September 03, 2003, 08:54:12 pm
hah, you thought the donkey punch was harsh..check this shit out;

*PS* Pink Sock Clan

Pink Sock is when you give your partner an extra hard donkey punch, whilst tapping that ass from the behind, making sure to know he/she out. When you pull your piece out, the intestine of your partner slides out with it, since its completely relaxed, making a kind of intestinal wrapping around it, hence the name Pink Sock. I've never tried this, information was obtained by ear only.


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: .::|N| DIESEL on September 03, 2003, 10:30:07 pm
Joka... dont turn this into a flame... im just reading the tabloids...  all i can say is...  id rather drink my tap water than yours...   :o

as for Bronto with his expert opinion-- heh I think that your post should be removed from this thread ASAP!  I think these sexual manuevers are not what clan exclamation point is looking for... ;)


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: core.C o k e on September 03, 2003, 11:44:17 pm
looool this is the funniest thread i seen 4 ages....
coke
ps i tried that donkey kick thing with my g/f. My dam heads still sore. I am doing it right, right?


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: Mr. Lothario on September 04, 2003, 12:28:34 am
     In C, "!" means "not", that is, logical negation. So I'd say keep the exclamation point and call yourselves Not. Short, sweet, and people will wonder what the hell you mean.


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: Supernatural Pie on September 04, 2003, 01:20:58 am
I have a good suggestion.

How about:  ViRuS

You could abbreviate it as V, and have some kick ass website.

 ;)

I win.


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: BTs_Lee.Harvey on September 04, 2003, 05:59:36 am
Quote
Leeharvey got a thought on the "the clan" thing.
I remember something about a band called "the band" once.


there is also a britt band called "the music"


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: Toxic::Joka on September 04, 2003, 06:50:19 am
D, its all good  :) no flames from here


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: PLOPje on September 04, 2003, 04:49:40 pm
ok you call the clan 4" and then after 1 day you rename it to 5cm
that is more correct.
[ ? ] or [ ? ] to keep the same style abit or [ L ]
or also a good name BoF : Brotherhood of flies
or because you all are mostly ex virus members [C] : The cure


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: PLOPje on September 04, 2003, 06:42:33 pm
woot keeping brain storming here are some suggest from not from me but from ghost
[E] empire
  imperial
 [CuLtE]
 [ClOnE]
 [CC] close combat
 [GD] genetic doom
 [matrix]
 [bload]
 [bad]
 [abort]
 [SE] syntax error
 [DUNE]
 more to come

and also got one if you like numbers [Combine total of the size of all your penisses]
you could also keep your record as a tag [100-1] (1loss against tribe offcorse)
or for every member the total kills made in official cb's.
or here a very good one the total times that you killed me so something like [999]
but also everyone need to keep track of its own record and make sure you shot the real me  :D


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: Ssickboy on September 04, 2003, 07:25:12 pm
- Ld -  

- wT -

v"V"v   - Fang

fX

[uea]


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: [TRIBE]KGB on September 04, 2003, 09:19:02 pm
Hey folks
What do you think of these ones ?

[GUS] Gay Urban Society (obvious I know)
[NERD] No-one Ever Really Dies
[CCC] Communist Combat Cell
[PS] Problem Solvers
[DS] Dirty Sanchez (when you make love a woman doggystyle , stick your index finger in her ass, and then draw a mexian style mustache under your nose)
[GRU] Geeks R Us
[AQL] Ask Questions Later
[AIM]
[REDRUM]
[SPAWN]
[187] (US police code for murder)
That's all for now


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: KGB on September 04, 2003, 09:23:25 pm
One more
Trailer Trash


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: core.C o k e on September 04, 2003, 10:05:37 pm
nj kgb, one detail, a dirty sanchez is when u draw a mustache on HER  top lip, not yours!!!!
That would be disgusting!
coke


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: Aramarth on September 04, 2003, 11:50:16 pm
(_A_)
it takes a little stretch of the imagination, but the above looks like a pill, for the clan name antidote, which is, again, a reference to virus.  

Off topic, I can't help but ask, WHO is that in your avatar flies? Typhy's is even worse...


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: Supernatural Pie on September 05, 2003, 02:16:56 am
/        /{{?}}\       \?

now THAT'S a clan tag.


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: BTs_Lee.Harvey on September 05, 2003, 06:48:04 am
Quote
(_A_)

almost looks like a girl bent over getting ready for doggy style


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: Aramarth on September 05, 2003, 06:53:35 pm
Man more people try to drag me into the slime than I can believe. . . (and I dont mean just on the forum) If this keeps up for too much longer. . .  ::)


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: PLOPje on September 06, 2003, 12:41:58 am
Ok next ones
a.s.a.p: ass stinks after plop (plop is shit in englisch)
Bass : Bored after sucking slut
more coming maybe


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: bronto on September 06, 2003, 05:47:56 am
that bass one is plain stupid. you probably could have made something decent out of it....like Boners Always Spray Snipe


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: Mr.Mellow on September 06, 2003, 07:23:30 pm
[FIAC] Feces In A Cup.

[MLW] My Lovely Wombat.

[WSP] Wombat Strike Patrol.

[NP] No Pussies.

Thanks, I'll be taking all the prizes now. =D


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: .::|N| DIESEL on September 06, 2003, 09:28:33 pm
Im sorry but the "cup shitting aka feces in a cup" idea is already taken by yours truly.  On a stranger note, with all of these posts it seems that some of the members in the Gameranger community have odd fetishes.  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~damnr6/yabbse/YaBBImages/icon_bluh.gif)


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: bronto on September 06, 2003, 11:31:21 pm
i can assure you that i have never sprayed on snipe, or performed/recieved a pink sock.


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: c| Splinter on September 07, 2003, 02:41:40 pm
Regardless of whatever name you guys pick, you guys should stick with the  l ! l, i think it's great.  definitely different.

now as for a name to go along with it....have to get back on that one ;)

good luck, the l ! l will be feared in season 5!


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: TRIBE_Horda on September 10, 2003, 10:20:59 am
what about this one:
[CT]


for Creative Thinker


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: Toxic::Joka on September 10, 2003, 08:28:28 pm
Acctually GhR costs 55?...atleast over here
 :)


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: Aramarth on September 11, 2003, 04:03:43 pm
I don't mean to steal your fire flies, but the thought occured to me that my clan ought to have a new name.  The faces are all different, and it doesn't seem right to call it 1iNe anymore.  So anybody with an idea is welcome to help me out...


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: aRAMarth.toolazytologin on September 11, 2003, 07:30:08 pm
Well narauko is great at this stuff, and his head got on the case faster than I could post. What do you guys think of Ts-? Ts stands for "the true soldiers" and it sorta suits us IMO. Feel free (if you have to) to tell me how bad an idea it is.


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: [one] Magnetic on September 11, 2003, 09:14:37 pm
Most clans go for the bad-motherfuckin*-we-eat-your-soul kinda tag.
But I actually think you?re so good that you need not go in such an uncreative direction.

In stead you should have a name that will fool any opponent into thinking that you?re sweet and slow.

[SF] = Strawberry Frogs



Over and Out
Magnetic


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: BTs_Lee.Harvey on September 14, 2003, 11:47:08 am
hey flies i have started an area in the |GM| forum for the multiclan battles. that way we r not loading down the damn forum w/ the threads. adrees to this is http://www.chatarea.com/TheGhostMilitia.f43536. i have been tring to get some multiclans going all weekend w/ one being sucessful. maybe we could get this coordinated to becomming a fun only ladder. see you on the battle field... Lee


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: Fusion on September 15, 2003, 06:14:50 pm
Well done..... I think that is great.
Good luck and lets have some fun this next season...


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: PLOPje on September 15, 2003, 09:19:58 pm
ye but who won the prize now?


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: Fusion on September 16, 2003, 02:13:45 am
WHAT NO CAPS LOCK...

OMG......


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: PLOPje on September 16, 2003, 12:57:57 pm
I shall scream cheater glitcher aimbot and bs and lamer every 2 rounds to elt you feel comfortable ok? But sorry I am not so good with capslock


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: Noto on September 16, 2003, 06:40:09 pm
[ ! ] = Surprise!

They should be known as the Surprise! clan.  Like turkey surprise, or noodle surprise, or cup-shitters surprise!

--- Noto


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: .::|N|SOC on September 17, 2003, 08:40:58 pm
excellent work. great name, great tag, great buncha' people, great suggestions....

...although the wife is downright pissed about some of them, having been the 'guinea pig' so to speak...

jk


Title: Re:Contest ? Win prizes ? be Quick ! Clan-members only
Post by: Fusion on September 18, 2003, 06:14:45 pm
Um ... I dont want to kiss my wife goodbye for 50 Days.... I have great cb practice with her  ;D

And you wondered where my edge comes from... well there you have it, thats my secret.