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Title: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: #1TW(moth) on March 07, 2002, 09:05:43 pm
I've noticed a strange intolerence of lettting a host do as he wishes on Game Ranger.  Why not let a host show you what he likes about Rogue Spear, try something new, either that or leave?  I understand there are bounderies a host shouldnt cross (uniforms uneven or unfair,etc) but setting things at his or her pref I think is normal.  Im alittle tired of seeing people bark orders at a host so that they can play the game how they want it.  Enough of the my way or highway attitude from the joiners.  

A personal note too.  Its a shame more people dont host games that use different rules (stronghold,save base,assisination,etc).  These games add a whole new level of play to the game (requiring thought, oh my).  I don't know about you, but day after day of CSL team survival gets old quick.  I want to spread the germ of people hosting varied games, do a real online mission and dont let people tell you it can't be done cuz some idiot refuses to cooperate.  Host modded games even tho people say they lag to much.  Let the host set some restrictions, set different rules, try something on a whim, after all,,,there is a whole game out there to be explored,,,,,,,try it!!!!!

p.s. Yes I do host such games.  ;D


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: Grifter on March 07, 2002, 09:31:48 pm
Couldn't agree with you more man.  Just to let you know, Matt and I both hear the bitching too, both of us do host Stronghold and Assisination games and mix it up.  So feel free to jump into our games for something different.

Even when playing team survival, I try hard to play most of the maps every time I host.  But you are right, some guys only like CSL, Met and Chalet.  Go anywhere else, and they bitch like a bunch of old women.


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: KoS PY.nq.ict on March 07, 2002, 11:15:19 pm
I hear ya.....I know exactly what you're talking about with the pushy players trying to get the game set the way they want it. What pisses me off is that when a host is ready to start someone yells wait and asks for a different map or banning guns....JUST PLAY THE GAME.....and as for the variety of mp games....people should definitely try it more....I was recently playing defend with +-KoS-+ Mr. Lothario and it was GREAT. Terrorists would rush your position in huge waves. Sigh....maybe one day I'll join the hosting elite, but for now Im stuck with my pos firewall. When I do host, I'll make sure it has variety.


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: Bondo on March 08, 2002, 12:49:34 am
You want bitching, I'm the founder of the anti-testicle knock in RS foundation.  Stupid having your gun move just because a stupid bullet punctured your stupid head.  How am I supposed to aim.  Bah, forget it, my main complaint to RS hosts is that they are playing RS a vastly inferior game.  When it comes to R6 though, I'm game.  Yes, Bondo is now in season.


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: Grifter on March 08, 2002, 05:54:22 pm
Aims crosshairs on Bondo's head... has the gravity of Bondo's ass pull the barrell towards it... and decides he'd rather hunt big game, and leave the domesticated animals for somene else to shoot.

heh.  


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: SiX.spaz on March 08, 2002, 09:43:58 pm
hahah. u suck grifter.       : p


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: Grifter on March 08, 2002, 09:59:51 pm
Ah yes, little spazzy has too much sugar and comes bouncing in yet again...

It was probably the mention of Bondo's ass that attracted him...  Not that there's anything special about Bondo's ass... except for that "Over 20 Million Served" tattoo he has there.  Guess Spazzy figured it would be a sure thing.

Sorry Bondo, seems you have, to no fault of your own, well, a little fault of you own, walked into a crossfire.  And I'm not being too careful with the friendly fire =D

But you know we really luv ya.


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: Bondo on March 08, 2002, 11:05:39 pm
I just menally alter my memories by replacing me with Rom and it is quite humorous.


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: SiX.spaz on March 09, 2002, 12:59:00 am
hmm... insult bondo trying to insult me... cleaver strategy.
so i like a little man-sex, who cares?   i've never hidden that fact. >: D


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: Bondo on March 09, 2002, 01:08:53 am
Lol spaz, ain't nothing wrong with that, whatever lifestyle you choose is fine, it is your life.   8)


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: Grifter on March 09, 2002, 08:06:16 am
Yeah, it's his life and his choice for a little man love, but it's your ass he's thinking about Bondo...



Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: Bondo on March 09, 2002, 09:12:44 am
As long as he's only thinking about it...I'm more discerning in my selection of a partner ?;). ?Anyway how bout them intolerant gamers who don't accept hosts who play games and maps that aren't the norm.

P.S.  Is it just me or are me and spaz the only ones getting insulted in this thread.  Somehow Grift is getting off scot free.


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: jn.loudnotes on March 09, 2002, 04:57:31 pm
Just my two cents -

It's become impossible to keep a game going in R6 if you host with modded maps, which I like to do.  Why do people think I use the pseudonym "modman"?!

It's really annoying when people are more interested in playing the exact same starts and maps repetitively until it becomes boring than they are in watching hostages get run over by cars (in several modded maps)

I fail to understand this mentality....

By the way, FMJ maps are by far the coolest I've ever played in r6....try some if you ever play anything other than RS.


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: Grifter on March 09, 2002, 05:42:09 pm
Hey, who better to get off Scott free then the resident sheep fucking, kilt wearing, kaber tossing, Sean Connery sounding, Ewin MacGreggor looking Scott?


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: Bondo on March 09, 2002, 06:54:17 pm
Well well, I won't mention that it is Ewan not Ian MacGreggor.  BTW, I'm like 1/32nd Scot of the MacClaine clan.  Unfortunately I didn't get the kilt I asked for for Christmas, only a Gamecube (as if I could game without a kilt).  ;D


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: Grifter on March 10, 2002, 09:10:47 am
Ewin, that's what I said, Ewin MacGreggor.

Yeah, the two sides of my heritage fight with each other. ?Bing 1/4 Cherokee and the rest Scott (with a tiny bit of Welch and English mixed in).. it makes me want to sit crossed leged while wearing a kilt (not a good combination.... trust me).


BTW Bondo, how the hell did you jump from getting your 500th post last week to 589 today??  You been taking spam lessions from the resident Dumbass or something??  Ace, go get the pruning sheers....



Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: SiX.spaz on March 10, 2002, 10:37:46 am
yeah damnit. don't hassle him. he said ewin macgreggor. hahahahah. talk about dumbass.

btw, you're both wrong it's "ewan mcgregor". my too favorite assholes making fools of themselves, tryin to be right about the spelling of a name. this couldn't be sweeter.


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: Bondo on March 10, 2002, 02:34:11 pm
Well,  I did say Ewan, and the double g part I wasn't sure about so I just went with Grift.  Oh and Grift, I'd like to see you show me where I spammed as I didn't.


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: Grifter on March 10, 2002, 03:16:41 pm
Heh Bondo, I expect Spazzy to be a little spaz with no sense of humor, not you.

I spelled it with Mac, not Mc and the two G's on purpose guys.... because usually, my little SPAZ, Mc is Irish (like Ass, er, Ace) and Mac is the proper Scott spelling.  Seems like nothing gets by you my dear little spaz.

Bondo, I wrote it with a smile =D.  As for showing you, I do seem to remember a few posts that you even said in them they should be deleted, but you were trying to get to 500.  But, really, how the heck did you get like 90 posts in one week....  did you bother to sleep?


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: Bondo on March 10, 2002, 06:15:54 pm
Well, about you putting a smile so I'd know it was a joke, I don't see it..  Either way, I was just joking around about it anyway.  About the post where I said a moderator should delete that, it was deleted and actually I think the post didn't deserve to be deleted other than the fact that I said it would.  Now stop hassling me about my post count, I don't have spam posts in any forum ask a DAMN if you want confirmation about that from our private forum.  Now stop accusing me, what is this the DAMN Inquisition ??? ;)


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: SiX.spaz on March 10, 2002, 10:48:01 pm
is that why u said ian, then ewin? it was all to be a good scott? bullshit grifter. u didn't know how to spell it. dont start spreading ur bullshit to make urself look better.


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: Grifter on March 11, 2002, 05:05:36 pm
Our dear little spazzy must be on the rag again...  she sure bitches enough that I wonder when she isn't.  Spazzy has more periods then a Hemmingway novel.

Now little Spazzy... if you really want to compare spelling... or IQ.... or brain pan size... or penis size (one you lose by default for being a little pussy)...  feel free.  You'll just lose.  Just because you have no sense of humor (or the remote possibility that I wasn't funny) doesn't make me a bad speller.  Any more then it makes you a decent human being.  So jump back on the short yellow bus and go home and jerk off (or whatever it is you do, which I do NOT want to know).  

Oh, and just for your information... it's also spelled Ioan (the old Welch spelling.  Kinda like Geoff instead of Jeff).  As for Bondo and I being a couple of dumbasses... come back and talk to me after you have a few letters after your name... then I may listen to you (but I doubt it, because you'll still be a dumb spaz).




Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: PsYcO aSsAsSiN on March 11, 2002, 05:23:58 pm
To clarify about the actor...

His true Scottish name is infact Ewan, but many American media outlets have his name as Ian...everybody is correct in this worthless arguement.


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: Bondo on March 11, 2002, 05:25:21 pm
Well, I'm still a few years shy of being to add BS to my name but at least I have a High School diploma  :D


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: SiX.spaz on March 11, 2002, 05:27:56 pm
"just because you have no sense of humor (or the remote possibility that I wasn't funny) doesn't make me a bad speller"

stupid old grifter. anyone who has been reading this post can tell u screwed up, and have too small of a penis to admit it.

for those of you who missed it, grifter called ewan mgregor, ian macgreggor. then edited his post to say ewin macgreggor. then tried to tell us that that is how "real" scotts spell it.

btw grifter, my iq owns ur iq. i won't toot my own horn too much here, seeing as how it's just an online bulliten board. (plus i've never had a real iq test : P )  
i dont have a huge penis, but one would imagine it's bigger than ur's, since u commonly resort to poking fun at teenage boys. (meh. that didnt make sence.) some one (mb ace, ur good at this shit) tell me how i know grifters penis is small. i can't think of anything. (except for something that would incriminate myself....)


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: Ace on March 11, 2002, 05:28:25 pm
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So jump back on the short yellow bus and go home and jerk off (or whatever it is you do, which I do NOT want to know).



Smartass, how is spaz supposed to jerk off if he has a pussy as you claim?


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: SiX.spaz on March 11, 2002, 05:30:06 pm
hah. who calls him ian, assassin? i have never seen that. grifter is still wrong


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: SiX.spaz on March 11, 2002, 05:43:23 pm
oh and grifter. having various degrees has nothing to do with iq. i know some dumbass people with masters degrees. if you work hard enough, and have a slight bit of smarts, u can get a degree. (i am only 18, therefore i have no degree -not even a high school diploma to tell u the truth- i graduated early by taking the "easy way out of high school test")  but i can still spell ewan mcgregor : D


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: Bondo on March 11, 2002, 07:04:11 pm
Well,  I'm brilliant, I just am that brilliant artistic type that get biopic made about them that makes them look a little crazy =).  This of course being the alternative to brilliant, actually helps society, actually uses potential type.  About spelling, no it doesn't have anything to do with intellegince (this was intended).  It has to do with having seen a word or name enough to be able to spell it.  Oh and don't double post you prick.


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: SiX.spaz on March 11, 2002, 07:51:16 pm
i never said spelling had anythin to do with intelligence. i agree that it is mostly just whether or not u've seen the word. however, intelligent ppl make spelling errors less often. that doesnt mean everyone who spell correctly is intelligent. and who really give a shit if some one is intelligent or not? it's not like anyone can change their intelligence. if you're born a dumbass, u will die a dumbass. you can work really hard, and amass knowledge, and learn to spell, but ur still a dumbass. others, are born smart. they don't have to work at all to ace classes, spell well, or anything. that is just the way it is.  grifter is still wrong though. dumbass or not.


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: Ace on March 11, 2002, 09:21:35 pm
OMG, R U SAYING TAHT I KAN SPAEK LIK THIS AND U WOUDL STILL THANK TAHT ME IS INTLLEGIGENT?!?!


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: Bondo on March 11, 2002, 10:01:34 pm
No Ace, we never thought you were intellegent.


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: jn.wrath on March 11, 2002, 11:32:52 pm
..Bondo speaks for all of us..


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: Bondo on March 12, 2002, 12:48:29 am
;)


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: Grifter on March 12, 2002, 07:53:32 am
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if you're born a dumbass, u will die a dumbass. you can work really hard, and amass knowledge, and learn to spell, but ur still a dumbass.


I think Spazzy just wrote his own epitath...

btw Ewin (not Ewan) is also a correct spelling in the great white north. ?Regardless if Ace and Bondo are the only ones that get the Scott reference (since that is a little friendly war with Ace and myself), you, my dear spazzy, ?are still a hormonal little fudgepacker that is as annoying as in insect and about as important.

Ace, maybe fiddle would have been a better term then jack-off for little spazzy. ?Then again, spazzy is probably so disgusting that he can't even keep himself aroused long enough to get off.

And no remarks about the 'more periods then a Hemmingway novel'?? ?Bah, I thought that was a good one.



Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: SiX.spaz on March 12, 2002, 01:52:11 pm
i dont give a fuck how they spell ewan in canada. no one gives a fuck. ewan mcgregor is spelled ewan mcgegor. that's all that matters.

assassin: i looked high and low, and no one calls him ian. there is an ian mcgregor, but he's a doctor, or scientist, or something.


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: Ace on March 12, 2002, 03:53:56 pm
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No Ace, we never thought you were intellegent.


I had a feeling this one was coming.


GRIFT, the Hemmingway joke was definitely quality, but since I'm on spring break I refuse to acknowledge anything that reminds me of academia in any way.


And spaz, congratu-fucking-lations, you can spell his name right. Now for next week's test, can you spell "little bitch"?


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: Destructo on March 12, 2002, 06:14:07 pm
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You want bitching, I'm the founder of the anti-testicle knock in RS foundation. ?Stupid having your gun move just because a stupid bullet punctured your stupid head. ?How am I supposed to aim. ?Bah, forget it


^^I had a nice chuckle to that. :D

but seriously...run at me and let me shoot u with a 9mm...not only will your testicles knock...your cock will get whiplash.

and bondo, my use of punctuation......!~!!!...&&64&*)(:'....is all original.

I noticed u all wer talkin about MacGreggors..well this is alittle off topic, but on Friday, i had the pleasure and hilarity of watching a episode of McGuyver. MacGreggor remined me of it. Anyway, I now know, Thanks to McGuyver, how to short circuit an electronic security door lock. He just short circuitted it with 2 neutral wires connted to nothing. Like that would not set off the alarm!...Where do they come up with this shit anyway!

I am to lazy to read all the posts and catch up..can someone just insult me or make fun of me so I can join in the fun here...

thanks


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: Grifter on March 12, 2002, 07:44:31 pm
Dest, I used to love MacGyver when it first came out (back when Mr. Science actually did help write for the show).  Anyway, two things.

First, pick up this months issue of Motorcyclist Magazine[/b].  They do a nice bake off of the latest $50k Corvette and a $10k GSX-1000R.  The only real shock was in how bad the bike stomped on the Vette.  At one point on the track, the motorcycle was 53mph faster then the car.  BTW, they also talk about the Viper and a Porshe.  In the infamous 0 - 100 - 0 test, the bike was finished in 11.10 seconds, which was quicker then the Vette made it to 100 (11.54 sec to 100, 16.something for the test).  Oh, and since the 1/4 mile is your fav, the stock GSX-R did it in 9.5 seconds...  Time to put the RX7 away and put that money to good use son.

Second, Bonus points for anyone that can name MacGyver's first name (a grand old Scott name if ever there was).



Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: SiX.spaz on March 12, 2002, 08:03:17 pm
i believe it was "angus".
the name only sticks out in my mind because, as i was reading ur post, i couldn't stop  thinking about having sex with ur mom last night. then all the pieces fell together.


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: Bondo on March 12, 2002, 10:22:56 pm
Indeed it is spaz, now stop lying, you spent 15 min desperately looking for the answer.  Now with my mad imDb skills it only took me 1 min.


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: SiX.spaz on March 12, 2002, 10:30:32 pm
no actually, i knew that one.


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: Grifter on March 13, 2002, 06:18:25 am
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i believe it was "angus".
the name only sticks out in my mind because, as i was reading ur post, i couldn't stop ?thinking about having sex with ur mom last night. then all the pieces fell together.


My dear little spazzy,

you are sicker then I thought.  Having sex with my mom while she was alive would have been bad enough... but sex with dead people little spazzy.... they put you away for that kind of shit man.


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: SiX.spaz on March 13, 2002, 01:44:31 pm
that would explain why she didn't move around so much....


Title: Re: RS Apprieciation & Hosting 101
Post by: Grifter on March 13, 2002, 02:22:20 pm
It also explains why she would lower her standards... I'll give you this, at least you finally found a woman that won't complain about your lack of, well, 'talent'.  (only because she's not actually alive... but let me get on the psychic hotline and see if they know).