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Title: $200 Bucks Post by: Monoman on May 08, 2005, 12:08:46 pm A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.
" Hi, is Tony home?" " No, he went to the store." "Well, you mind if I wait?" " No, come in." They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one." Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together." Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves. A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. " Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?" Title: Re: $200 Bucks Post by: BFG on May 08, 2005, 12:54:43 pm ::applause:: very good very good ;D
Title: Re: $200 Bucks Post by: cO.Kuza on May 09, 2005, 03:19:54 am ahahaha
Title: Re: $200 Bucks Post by: crypt on May 11, 2005, 09:08:41 pm That's freakin awesome.
Title: Re: $200 Bucks Post by: |MP|Nomad on May 11, 2005, 11:50:43 pm That is freaking funny, too bad I don't have any hot neighbours or owe $ to any of them to test this out on.
Title: Re: $200 Bucks Post by: Croosch on May 12, 2005, 02:33:20 am Chris is a smart guy... ::lol::
Title: Re: $200 Bucks Post by: DarK. on May 12, 2005, 03:18:20 am sorry to bust mono's high hat, but that ones old, Ive heard it before (think readers digest but not boobs, dropping of the robe was involved)
Title: Re: $200 Bucks Post by: crypt on May 12, 2005, 03:31:52 am Who the hell under age 50 reads Readers Digest?
Title: Re: $200 Bucks Post by: Monoman on May 12, 2005, 09:08:40 am Yea, I had read it before. I ran across it again and still laughed. ;)
Title: Re: $200 Bucks Post by: DarK. on May 12, 2005, 11:57:50 pm Crypt, did I ever say I read it? I said it came from readers digest. Anyway YES I READ PARTS OF READERS DIGEST, HUMOR IN UNIFORM, ALL IN A DAYS WORK, AND LAUGHTER THE BEST MEDICINE, its funny stuff to read whilst taking a crap.
Title: Re: $200 Bucks Post by: crypt on May 13, 2005, 02:48:06 am I now have a PSP to guide me to shit-nirvana.
Title: Re: $200 Bucks Post by: DarK. on May 13, 2005, 03:45:20 am dude thats kinda sick, I bet you play that when you are eating too huh.
Title: Re: $200 Bucks Post by: Typhy on May 13, 2005, 05:36:08 am Title: Re: $200 Bucks Post by: DarK. on May 13, 2005, 05:50:08 am Me 2 Typhy, Crypt not all of us are uncultured (YES IM CALLING READERS DIGEST CULTURE DAMN IT!)
Title: Re: $200 Bucks Post by: crypt on May 13, 2005, 06:04:19 am Ok. Who under 50 has their own subscription? I won't lie, I've glanced occasionally while at my Grandma's house, but it's not like I had anything better to do.
Title: Re: $200 Bucks Post by: DarK. on May 13, 2005, 10:58:18 pm Not my subscription... Typhy?
Title: Re: $200 Bucks Post by: Typhy on May 14, 2005, 01:29:45 am Nor mine, why should I pay for something that I can get for free?
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